xtcgrrrl
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Wasn't kidding about that
, though i know its hard to tell when im joking or not (for instance, in some other thread in SLR, i said i wore a shirt that said, "I shaved my balls for this?" when i met my girlfriends parents; that was a joke, i think its easy to the difference but i dunno).You haven't lived until you've had sex with an African woman, its different than black american women, they really get moving (then again, I've only had sex with one African woman so in theory that could be an anomaly, but i doubt it). I think that guys get scared off by black women i dunno. In any case true story, I've heard a nigerian woman say, "immm cuuuuuoming", though my spelling of the sound doesn't do it justice, more like, "im cuuuaaaming"
What? Haha
1 hr is enough for me to cum 2-3 times lol. Gives me enough time for
Both, she sucks my dick for a while, gags on my penissss, sux my balls. Then, I eat her pussy till she's really wet and proceed to gently insert my penis. She moans and the massacre begins. Waaaaa
Asparagus_Prince
Bluelighter
Welcome to my world... lol. That's the feedback I get from people in real life. On here I have to force myself to throw out those LOLs so people know. In real life I like people not knowing.
I really am a love maker. I know, that sounds gay right? lol. But I've never been in to the ass up, banging, high-5ing your friends type of sex. Don't get me wrong.... there's a time and place for everything. But I'm not 19 anymore. Thank God. (if I believed in him).
Asparagus_Prince
Bluelighter
No! That's not fair! It's my scenario and you've got to play the game my way.
I imagine a scene in some old European type of city. Everything is grey, almost like it's in black/white. A huge crowd of people are around. Women are in dresses. Men are in suits/hats like it's the 30s or 40s. There's a guillotine in the middle of the pedestrian street. The nznity that we all know and love is in cuffs. We don't know what he's done, but he is well apprehended by guards. Everyone is waiting for the top of the hour to watch your head roll off the platform and into the street.
Then, here comes Wonder Woman walking to you. She too is being escorted by two guards, but HER guards. Two lovely female guards. Her red and blue outfit pops in this grey and bleak scene. She's looking at you, nznity. It appears she's walking towards you!
Suddenly you realize! During your sentencing months earlier you jokingly requested that, instead of last meal, you have a last sexual experience with Wonder Woman. You thought you were just fucking with the system. But they honored this request! Believe it or not! They found Gal Gadot herself, the actress. And she's agreed to dress up as Wonder Woman. Oh, and she's agreed to do much, much more. She's anti-death penalty you see. She wants to bring awareness to her cause.
So she's face to face with you now. Surely she's faking it but man she seems INTO you. Her smile just blows you away. One of the guards drops your pants. She drops to her knees. She gazes at your purple-headed warrior from just inches away. She's gently stroking your pubic hair. Her two female guards are getting horny and start touching themselves. She looks up at you and says, "Nznity, can I please give you an amazing blowjob?"
Then she suddenly get serious. Rises to her feet and looks at you straight on. "Or," she says, "I'll let you go down on me for 20 minutes".
You have to choose one or the other. What's your choice?
Edit: I don't know how many eyes fall on these posts, but I bet it's possible that at least one dude jerked off after reading this one. I talked sweetly into your ear and got you horny! C'mon admit it!
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Asparagus_Prince
Bluelighter
I will admit I probably enjoyed cunnilingus (why do I hate that word?) more in my teens and 20s. And by enjoy, I just mean that I didn't mind at all and was willing. I've been with one girl that claimed she didn't like it and didn't want me to, so fine. No big deal. Some of you crazy fools act like that would be horrible for YOU!
lol
For me I approach giving oral sex similar (I think) the way most women approach giving oral sex. In general women aren't exactly crazy about BJs. I know, I know. Every woman is different. But I've heard plenty of women talk about sex when they don't know I'm listening. And other than the occasional drunk and/or attention-seeking girl I never hear: "Oh my god I just love sucking his dick. That's all I ever want to do is give blowjobs. I could just gobble on those rods all day long. For hours and hours, if he let me. It's like heaven in my mouth!" That's what YOU sound like when talking about giving oral! lol
Again, GENERALLY it's not a woman's favorite thing to do. I know some are more willing than others, and some enjoy it more than others. But overall, on average, women are willing to do it. Aren't crazy about it, but don't mind it. Probably more crazy about doing it for someone they love or care for, though (that goes both ways, right?). But I don't think the #1 most common sexual act in a woman's dream is giving a blowjob. Probably not #2 or #3 either.
That's me with cunnilingus. Can't exactly say I fantasize about it (maybe somewhat when I was in my 20s). But this IS the one sexual act where I fake a little. I don't act like a starved mangy dog, but I do pretend I enjoy it more than I do. I never want my partner thinking... I don't know, that I'm hesitant or grossed out or something.
lol
For me I approach giving oral sex similar (I think) the way most women approach giving oral sex. In general women aren't exactly crazy about BJs. I know, I know. Every woman is different. But I've heard plenty of women talk about sex when they don't know I'm listening. And other than the occasional drunk and/or attention-seeking girl I never hear: "Oh my god I just love sucking his dick. That's all I ever want to do is give blowjobs. I could just gobble on those rods all day long. For hours and hours, if he let me. It's like heaven in my mouth!" That's what YOU sound like when talking about giving oral! lol
Again, GENERALLY it's not a woman's favorite thing to do. I know some are more willing than others, and some enjoy it more than others. But overall, on average, women are willing to do it. Aren't crazy about it, but don't mind it. Probably more crazy about doing it for someone they love or care for, though (that goes both ways, right?). But I don't think the #1 most common sexual act in a woman's dream is giving a blowjob. Probably not #2 or #3 either.
That's me with cunnilingus. Can't exactly say I fantasize about it (maybe somewhat when I was in my 20s). But this IS the one sexual act where I fake a little. I don't act like a starved mangy dog, but I do pretend I enjoy it more than I do. I never want my partner thinking... I don't know, that I'm hesitant or grossed out or something.
Asparagus_Prince
Bluelighter
We should do a poll, actually. Everyone should rank their top 3 favorite sexual acts. All the greatest hits are there...
Missionary
Woman on Top
From Behind
Anal
Giving Oral
Receiving Oral
69
Giving Hand
Receiving Hand
Happy Ending Massage
Gerbils
And any of the many dozens of other creative sex acts. Who want to break the ice and list their top 3?
69... now there's one overrated sex act, in my book. I won't be bothered if I never experience it again.
I didn't even get to finish the 2nd paragraph and got bored meh.No! That's not fair! It's my scenario and you've got to play the game my way.
I imagine a scene in some old European type of city. Everything is grey, almost like it's in black/white. A huge crowd of people are around. Women are in dresses. Men are in suits/hats like it's the 30s or 40s. There's a guillotine in the middle of the pedestrian street. The nznity that we all know and love is in cuffs. We don't know what he's done, but he is well apprehended by guards. Everyone is waiting for the top of the hour to watch your head roll off the platform and into the street.
Then, here comes Wonder Woman walking to you. She too is being escorted by two guards, but HER guards. Two lovely female guards. Her red and blue outfit pops in this grey and bleak scene. She's looking at you, nznity. It appears she's walking towards you!
Suddenly you realize! During your sentencing months earlier you jokingly requested that, instead of last meal, you have a last sexual experience with Wonder Woman. You thought you were just fucking with the system. But they honored this request! Believe it or not! They found Gal Gadot herself, the actress. And she's agreed to dress up as Wonder Woman. Oh, and she's agreed to do much, much more. She's anti-death penalty you see. She wants to bring awareness to her cause.
So she's face to face with you now. Surely she's faking it but man she seems INTO you. Her smile just blows you away. One of the guards drops your pants. She drops to her knees. She gazes at your purple-headed warrior from just inches away. She's gently stroking your pubic hair. Her two female guards are getting horny and start touching themselves. She looks up at you and says, "Nznity, can I please give you an amazing blowjob?"
Then she suddenly get serious. Rises to her feet and looks at you straight on. "Or," she says, "I'll let you go down on me for 20 minutes".
You have to choose one or the other. What's your choice?
Edit: I don't know how many eyes fall on these posts, but I bet it's possible that at least one dude jerked off after reading this one. I talked sweetly into your ear and got you horny! C'mon admit it!
Asparagus_Prince
Bluelighter
That's too bad. I would have given you the hardest woody ever.
Asparagus_Prince
Bluelighter
Typical guy. He gets started. But then can't finish the job.
Oldskipper
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I got it..
There is an element of submission, you're on the money there, its nice to mix things up a bit though. Lots of women can be quite self conscious (needlessly)about it however i find.
This should be modified for people not having “traditional” sex.
xtcgrrrl
Bluelight Crew
Yeah, where tf is scissoring on this list??? I am offended!!!
(I’m not, lol, it’s a joke)
xtcgrrrl
Bluelight Crew
Btw, you’re wrong. I’m neither drunk nor attention-seeking but I absolutely love giving head. To either gender. But, for the sake of this discussion, let’s talk about giving blowjobs. See, I consider it an art. And I’m very good at this art. And people like to do things they’re good at, capisce?
Asparagus_Prince
Bluelighter
I'm wrong about what? You speaking for all women? (lol)
Art of blowjobs. To me this is where I don't mind women faking or pretending. If you're not really into it, at least pretend you sort-of like it. Or if you like it, pretend you really like it. I hate the idea of a woman dutifully giving head.
Not that I'd know anything about that! by the way. Every woman that's ever gone down on me love every amazing moment of it. I'm just talking about what I hear from other guys. (lol)
