Your stance on hummus is disturbing to me. There are so many different varieties surely you can find one that suits you. I love carrots with hummus too. Get some spicy jalapeño hummus with baby carrots...that shit is bomb and it will change your life.
I'll take the IQ boost. Smart is sexy and I don't need 4 arms. I can get everything done with the two I have. And I got two feet as well if you're into that.
Chicken: fried, oven roasted, or grilled?