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they would be SOOO lucky to find you... (merged)

My list("No real order either of what makes me such a great catch "):-

* I've got a good sense of humour- Including I can poke fun at myself,just NOT too often,he,he,he,he............... ;)

*I'm smart - I can see when some people are full of it-I NEVER believed the Australian government's claim about aslyum seekers threw there children overboard,the WMD,etc,etc....Can think on a deep level about things and NOT just a basic level.I can see threw media manipulation and lies.

*I'm politically aware.

*I'm fun to hang out with and don't mind trying new things - Recently I went snorkelling around the 'Great Barrier Reef',it went off :D .

*I'm an interesting person with a variety of hobbies eg:
I like going out to pubs to see bands or go to raves,DJing,going to the movies,etc,etc.................

*I'm an honest person("This does NOT mean I say ever thought I think but am honest when asked things and live my life for real").I'm NOT a fake and don't live a lie like some people sadly do :( .I don't just say what people want to hear.I am REAL.

*I'm easy to talk to and have a great general knowledge.So,I can chat about most things.

*Can be serious when need be and NOT so serious too.

*I'm attractive and damn sexy,he,he,he,he............. %)

*I'm a caring person towards others - I care about others NOT just myself.

*I stand up for what I believe in and stand up for others when need be when there is an injustice.

*I'm NOT selfish and care about the state of this country ("Australia ;) ") and the world in general.

*I have a Wacky personality("hence the name ;) "),so you should NEVER be bored.

*I treat people the way I wish to be treated.

*I realise I'm NOT perfect and realise that goes the same for everyone else.But,I have high standards for myself and others.I feel we can all aim to be the best we can and NOT copout with the excuse we are NOT perfect,therefore NOT aiming to be the best we can be.I also realise sometimes I can't spell that great but try my best.

*I don't play mind games and stuff girls around.A shame I can't say the same about some girls I've met("and it sucks that some guys do it to girls too :( ") :p

*I'm a good listener.

*I'm just simply the best,he,he,he,he,he.............. :p
 
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I don't need to give away my secrets... hehehehe %) .
But I want all BL guys & girls to be so HOT as myself, that's my gift to you =D !
So!!!
Le'ts see!!!

1) I'm a sexy MOFO!! Body and face... shit, I'm getting MYSELF horny :D !

2) Totally funny! I hate seriousness, life is too short to worry about it, let's get worried when we die (if we can, hehehee :) ), let's live life while we are alive!!

3) I don't need any girl in particular. Which means, I love human contact! But if a particular girl disrespects me, first sway it away with a smile thinking "oohhhh, poor brat :D !!! ", then, if she continues I'll try to find out what's bothering her.
If she is a closed person or continues to attack me, go! You lost your chance... NEEEEEXT!!! 8o

4) They just can't get enouuughhh =D !

5) I wish I could divide myself, I don't like girls suffering over they can't seem to be able to get me, pooooor poooor little princesses!

Hehehe, I think you got the meaning behind my words... those girls are lucky to get a chance with me and I'll be most than happy to give it to them =D ! I just want their happinnes!
 
i will go down on her any time any place

i am a nice person

i have a active and fun social life

I am hott ( u sed there is no room for modesty)

Ive have a more than adequite size penis well my girlfriend quite enjoys it

I am popular

I am fun to be around

I'm not afraid of commitment, ( well kinda)

i really love my girlfriend, and im not a arsehole to her, like i see so many guys be to there g/f

i give good head ( to girls)

i'm very easy going
 
He'd be so lucky to find me because that's exactly what I am... me.... I'm a happy, caring, loving, accepting, friendly, faithful, genuine girl with some old-school values and some new-age ideas, who is old enough to know better, but still young enough not to care... And he will never find another me, no matter how hard he looks. :)

That's as far as it goes, sorry fizzy, I tried writing a list but I'm not comfortable with playing the FIGJAM game, no matter how good the intentions behind it. I guess another quality of me being me ;)

- Kelle
 
no apologies needed to me...a list, a paragraph, it's all the same

some of us just need to remind ourselves sometimes that maybe there is something about us that someone out there might find cool about us---being alone for a while kind of has a detrimental effect on one's self-esteem in that way

btw, what is FIGJAM? i have some odd idea i might be better off not knowing...
 
^^^^^^^^^^^ he,he,he,he,he,he................. ;) Nice one :D .



If anyone is curious: Yes,I am single :( Yes,I am cool,he,he,he..... %)
 
Why somebody would be thankful to be with Mandy...

I love sex with one, two or three boys.

I am infatuated with giving head.

I swallow.

I love with everything that I have inside of me.

I wear my heart on my sleeve but can still defend myself.

I have a strong faith.

I am a legs to there, green eyed, 115 lb. blonde.

I dress well.

I have a pair of heels/stillettoes to match every outfit.

I can hold my own going with you on boys night out.

I love partying, but do not get out of control.

I will give you the clothes off my back if you need them.

I donate to charities regularly.

I am a good listener.

I give good advice when called upon.

I am a great crying shoulder.

I too appreciate porn as much as a guy.

I have a sense of humor.

I can dance my ass off.

I am a ver cheerful and happy person.

I am an individual.

I absolutely love buying presents and surprises for people.

I throw killer parties from rolling to cocktail to rush to birthday etc.

I love taking long weekends at the beach just laying in bed appreciating the ocean view.

I am a HOPELESS romantic.

I am a dreamer.

I am in touch with and can express my emotions.

I have perky tits which are a small size C more than a handfull.

I tell the truth.

I am not afraid of commitment.

I am not afraid to eat in front of you.

I will ride you till you push me off.

I will take control or submit to you pending on your request in bed.

I like rough sex.

I shave my puss bald. < and keep her that way...

and in my HONEST opinion I think I make the most perfect girlfriend EVAR>>>>

Just being honest. Mandy
 
*I'm an excellent lover, all aspects

*I think I've got an above average size dick

*I'm sexually adventurous

*I love people (especially women) and never feign this emotion

*I'm very affectionate and will never just "cum then roll over"

*Ppl like me

*I'm easy to get along with

*peoples parents always like me (after I've broken up with girls I've had there parents say to them "why don't you get back together with that nice boy")

*I'm very smart (I.Q. ~ 156)

*I'm a talented musician

*I'm educated. I have a university degree and trade school certificate

*I'm independent

*I have awesome dress sense

*I have an impeccable sense of personal hygiene

*I can party harder than you

*I'm ALWAYS positive in the face of adversity

*I'm an excellent counsellor

*I've got great hair, eyes, and lips

*kissing is very important to me, and I'm very good at it

*I have a great sense of humor

*My friends are awesome ppl to be around

*I appreciate the little things in life and am not materialistic

*I can cook like a genius

*If you're the right person there will be no-one else

*My Father is constantly getting told how young he looks for 53 (sign of the future)

*I have a great perspective on life and am a fine conversationalist

*I'm also great at heated (or not so heated) debate

wow, I never realised I was so damn good =D Makes me wonder why I haven't got a GF at the moment :\ I guess I'll put it down to the fact that no-one good enough has come along for a while :p
 
fizzygirl said:
yup...

What makes you the shit? Why will someone get down on their knees and thank their lucky stars when they find you? Or if you're with them right now, what should they appreciate about the wonderful creature that you are?

There is NO PLACE for modesty in this thread. All modesty will be spotted and quickly eliminated!! No apologies...bring it on!
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*he, whomever he is, will <3 my obsession with yellow and my collection of fun socks and my collection of religious paraphenalia-even if he doesn't understand it.
*He will love sitting back with my step-dad laughing because of the way my mom, sister and i dance around the kitchen singing while cooking supper...
*he will love my child-like wonderment and my desire to play in the creek on a summer day and to jump in the leaves in the fall, make snowangels in the winter, and won't get mad when i wake him up to play in a midnight springtime rainshower...
*he will love seeing me schmooze with his business mates in a perfectly matched elegant outfit completely poised and polished... then having me bounce on him for mc donald's breakfast in my flannel butterfly PJs the next morning.
*he will love seeing me in NCAA tourney time getting all involved even though i don't know enough to really *be* involved...
*he will love that i adore my state and can be equally happy in either a bustling city or a farm with a creek on two sides.
*he will love that i'm passionate about my causes and that i'm equally passionate about leaving this world better than i found it and that i will work endlessly to make it that way.
*he'll love that i'm always the optimist and that i can find the good in any situation
*he'll love that i give him freedom to grow and be and do for himself ...

i'm sure i may think of more... but those were hard enough to come by...nice excercise...
 
Mandy sounds like my kinda girl. Hell most of you girls here sound like my kinda girl. I love you all.


I am a very neat person.

I like to be nice to girls.

I will tongue kiss you very nicely.

I'm just playing.

I'm too modest for this.
 
She would be a lucky woman to be with me, for these reasons:


*Know what I want
· Intuitive
· Polite
· Rude
· Complicated
* Dominant
* Hard Working
* Charming
* Good relationship builder
* High level of personal cleanliness
* Caring
* Good listener
* Good with money
* Generous
* Thoughtful
* Passionate
* Forgiving
* Loyal
* Cook well
* Supportive
* Good businessman
* Ethical
* Difficult
* Happy
* Confident
* Experienced Love maker
* Love to give
* Mature
* Sense of humour
* Reserved
* Property owner


=D
 
Who's a Rock Star

There are several reasons why I'm the shit ;) but I'll give the first two that popped in my head:

1) I'd rather give than receive (not saying I don't like to receive)

2) I give killer head!!!!
 
Reasons I make the best boyfriend evar:

+I don't cheat.
+I'm genuine and honest.
+I can listen.
+I give really good advice, you get to be good at when all your friends always come to you.
+I'm not clingy...I enjoy my space, so I know how to give it in return.
+I call when i say I will.
+Intelligent
+I consider myself to be better than average as far as attractiveness goes.
+I'm a smart ass, but I'm good at making people laugh.
+I'm really fucking good at playing the drums.
+Someday, I will be famous because of it.
+I like to party, but am responsible about it.
+I handle my drugs better than anyone I know. ie. I don't act stupid while intoxicated on alcohol or whatever else it may be.
+I'm a fantastic kisser. ;)
+I think I do well in the sack...I tend to be very open about things with whoever I'm dating and I haven't had any complaints, yet. :)
+I'm definitely not a "minute-man".
+Open-minded
+I know how to cook, and while I'm no gourmet chef, I can put together a good meal.
+I get along well with parents.
+I look young...my parents looked very young well into their forties, so that bodes well for my future.
+I write very well.
+I can hold an intelligent conversation on a number of different subjects.
+I'm generous. I don't have much to give, but I give what I can and have plenty of love and friendship to offer.
+I have excellent taste in music.
+I have an uncanny ability to judge character and I am rarely wrong in my judgements.
+I love animals...especially cats.
+I actually like romantic things...candle-light dinners, and lots of other things. ;)
+Loyal

Jebus...I should probably stop here or I'll start coming across as conceited, although I'm probably the least conceited person you'll ever meet. I like this thread, Fizzy. :)
 
fizzygirl said:
btw, what is FIGJAM? i have some odd idea i might be better off not knowing...
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*L* perhaps I shouldn't have used the word FIGJAM... FIGJAM is something I use for people who like to talk themselves up, or remind people of how wonderful they are (but usually reserved for people who do this CONSTANTLY)....

Fuck
I'm
Good,
Just
Ask
Me!

:p
 
might as well jump in...

I'm a fantastic cook... everything from basic right through to exotic

I'm completely unselfish but not a pushover

I'm a very good communicator

I'm much more aware than I appear

I really enjoy sex, don't do hangups and nothing gets me going more than my partners moans of pleasure

I've an evil sense of humour when I get to know someone

I love the finer things in life but I am aware of the line between the cake and the icing

I love people

I'm very well read on tons of diverse topics

I'm your best friend

I don't take myself very seriously

I've a lot of life experience

There are a few things I'm very good at that also happen to be very marketable

I look for the best in everyone and every thing

I'm independent

I'm good in every situation from formal occasions to mashed up sessions

I want to make the world a better place

Your family will love me

I'm always thoughtful and considerate

I'm quite houseproud but not anal about it

I know good design

I make an effort to do at least one productive thing every day

I'm a great kisser

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Wow... I feel really good about myself after all that... great thread
 
Fuck, this is like therapy LOL....okay, here's the POSITIVE things about me....
  • I'm really tolerant and accepting of other people's differences. There are things about someone that piss other people off which I don't even notice as a negative trait a lot of the time, I've been told this.
  • I very much believe in being honest about my emotions. If I love you, you'll know it. If there's a problem, you'll find out pretty much straight away.
  • My conflict resolution skills are legendary. When it comes to conflict, it's more important to me that everyone's happy than it is for me to be right.
  • My ex's mother still loves me heaps, even though me and her son broke up like 3 or 4 years ago. That's the best recommendation anyone can have if you ask me... ;)
  • I'm supportive of absolutely anything my friends do which isn't self-destructive.
  • If it is self-destructive and I'm not happy about it, I'll tell you why, but will always respect your decision.
  • My skin is soft and baby smooth.
  • I'm 27 but I look 22.
  • I am very extroverted and good at relating with all kinds of people as long as they're not assholes.
  • If our relationship isn't that serious, I love group sex. If we really love each other as partners, I won't want anybody but you. That's just the way I work...I'm a monogamous slut. ;)
  • I have a very highly developed sense of the absurd.
  • It's incredibly important to me that my partner is his own person...I don't want to stop you from hanging out with your friends or from doing things that you enjoy.
  • One of the most important things in my life is the people I love. I love buying little presents for no reason, or even just telling people how much they mean to me, and I'm loyal to a fault.
  • I'm a Gemini. We're very entertaining, trust me. ;)
  • I'm a happy drunk.

That's all....maybe there's more, I dunno...but PS:I'm single LOL :D

--Raz--
 
I wasn't going to post in this thread, but then I did Web's and felt a little suicidal!

I love cooking.

I like a clean house enough that I am willing to do more than my share of housework.

I can make a room look good on minimal $$$.

I am good-looking.

I am not lazy.

I will watch obscure movies.

I am funny.

I am a fun drunk!

I am experimentive.

I throw a great party.

I bath or shower daily. :D

I will always ask about your day (and sincerely want to know).

I LOVE being hostess and I work hard to make my guests feel at home. When I say "help yourself to anything in my fridge" I mean it - and I have stocked it with food I think you will want!

I identify my flaws and work on correcting them. I am more laid back now than I used to be.

I know the difference between being honest and being mean.
 
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