ashaman
Bluelighter
^^ that then makes you a liar and disqualifies everything you've said! 
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they would be SOOO lucky to find you... (merged)
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*sunflower*
Bluelighter
Noooo I meant the handling my alcohol comment.
Everything else is true.
Everything else is true.
Mariposa
Bluelight Crew
I'm merging this with the thread already in progress!
onlysweetpea
Bluelighter
-I'm overwhelmingly loyal.
-I listen well.
-I'm smarter that the average bear.
-I'm funner than fun.
-I'm pretty goddamn funny.
-I give good head.
-I'm patient.
-I'll make you a dinner to die for.
-I'll sing you to sleep.
-I'll water your plants.
-I won't judge you.
-I'll give you bus fare.
-I listen well.
-I'm smarter that the average bear.
-I'm funner than fun.
-I'm pretty goddamn funny.
-I give good head.
-I'm patient.
-I'll make you a dinner to die for.
-I'll sing you to sleep.
-I'll water your plants.
-I won't judge you.
-I'll give you bus fare.
*sunflower* said:I'm a good nurse.
I'm friendly.
I have good counselling, listening and people skills.
I look relatively youthful for my age (27).
I have nice perky boobies.
I have nice eyes and mouth.
I have freckles and big green eyes.
I'm a fabulous cook.
I love having fun and being silly on occasion (a lot of occasions, heh).
I'm open-minded.
I'm a decent dancer.
I tell it how it is.
I'm a great kisser.
I love giving head (to guys).
I'm a good driver.
I can handle my alcohol.
Ok that last one was bollocks (edited for clarity).
the perfect woman.................i knew you were out there
tathra said:i am...
- a great listener.
- funny, especially if you appreciate dry, sarcstic wit.
- intelligent and wise, and my knowledge is very broad.
- a fast learner, with a passion for learning new things.
- honest. too honest, almost to the point where its a flaw.
- that rare kind of person who would never cheat, under any circumstances.
- shy, so you wouldnt really hafta worry about that ^ anyway.
- quite humble most of the time, but never cocky or arrogant (just honest' :D )
- a perfectionist.
- learning turntablism, and i have excellent taste in music.
- very open minded and tolerant of others and their ways of thinking.
- a giver.
- likely to spoil my woman, if she wants, however she might wish to be spoiled.
- going to be retired before i turn 40. woot.
- selfless; i often think of others before myself.
- versitile; if you dont like something, anything about me, just say so and i'll change (within reason, of course).
- "teh cutest evar!!" or so i've been told.
- good kisser and lover; well, i've never had any complaints, at least.
- mainly concerned with making sure my partner is satisfied and happy; making my woman happy makes me happy.
- a big fan of cunnilingus.
Fixed it up for me.
Thanks for putting me into better words than I could myself haha
nowonmai
Bluelighter
dpuerto said:
ROFL!!!! you crack me up mate :D
*sunflower*
Bluelighter
The Word said:
Lol. I'm a real girl honestly!!
:D
dangerboi106
Bluelighter
aha! so this is where my thread went...
a few more things to add:
- i'm very open minded
- i can walk up to any chick and initiate conversation without the slightest bit of nervousness (a recent aquisition)
- i feel like the most unique and divine being on the planet
- i don't care what ppl think, except those i love
- i'm so ultra cool that if u stand next to me, u will be percieved as ultra cool too
- i define life by my terms, and only ever try to live up to my expectations (which are very high)
- i have learnt to love life
- i'm an example for all those depressive types that there is hope after all!
carry on
a few more things to add:
- i'm very open minded
- i can walk up to any chick and initiate conversation without the slightest bit of nervousness (a recent aquisition)
- i feel like the most unique and divine being on the planet
- i don't care what ppl think, except those i love
- i'm so ultra cool that if u stand next to me, u will be percieved as ultra cool too
- i define life by my terms, and only ever try to live up to my expectations (which are very high)
- i have learnt to love life
- i'm an example for all those depressive types that there is hope after all!
carry on
Shire Reeves
Bluelighter
I'm honest.
THeRaVeToY
Bluelighter
my mind:
-i attended two high schools at once. one for academics, the other for arts.
-i attend a university well known for the departments that both my major and minor are in.
-psych major, with a theatre production minor. i've taken everything from geography to philosophy, and i'd be happy to debate anything with you.
-i read for fun. and i'm not talking "the articles in playboy," i'm talking books like zen and the art of motorcyle maintenence , which i then have debates with my philosophy professor over.
my body:
-hazel/brown eyes (my best feature, i think), "cute" nose, and i've been told i have a cupid's bow mouth--my lips aren't large, but they're "expressive."
-my classmates in high school used to refer to me as "willowy." long arms, long legs, long torso, and a long neck... not freakish, just graceful. i can pull off jewlery most women can't. years of dance and karate have imparted a grace to the way i move that comes from awareness of my physical self.
-i'm obsessed with skincare. i spend obscene amounts at bath & body works, and my skin is always soft and gently perfumed.
-pierced and tattooed. but tastefully.
-i'm 5'8"... and weigh about 135 lbs. (and if my mother is an indication of the future, i'll still be in that ballpark when i'm nearing 50.)
-36"-27"-39" measurements--i have curves and know how to use them.
-b-cups... no bra needed (no sagging here!), or worn.
-i'm picky about who i get naked in front of, but once i do, i have no major hangups... and i love being naked. if i wasn't afraid of freaking out my roommates, i'd sleep/be naked all the time.
-nude model. need i say anything more?
my aspirations:
-i want to get my masters, either in stage management or education or psychology (perhaps social work).
-i want to work with kids at some point in my life.
-i want to do long-term charity work in my spare time, using my education in psychology.
-i want to be a bit migratory before i start my family... live in at least 3 other states, perhaps another country. and i want someone to move with me.
-i don't believe in divorce. once i find someone and commit to them on that level, i'm in for life. i refuse to run when things get a little rough... but i refuse to compromise on who i choose.
my likes:
-pleasing others. i want to be a stage manager... the most thankless job on the planet. all you do is anticiapte other people's needs, and be the first one in the building and the last one out... 12 hour days are a norm.
-i'm down to do pretty much anything... head out to a pub, go out dancing, stay at home and watch tv... it's all good with me. i'm just not up for mind-numbing activities night after night. i crave intellectual stimulation at some point.
-music is music... i figure every kind is made to please someone, so i always try to find the joy in it. there's very little i've completely turned my back on.
-being domestic. i love to cook, and i'm a bit OCD about certain things. i love to organize things, and cleaning is fun... i just have to be able to blast music and dance like a fool while i'm doing it.
-i'm willing to spend serious money on three things in my life: food (fine wines are becoming a passion of mine), my bed (i'd be willing, if i had the disposeable income, to buy some 400+ threadcount sheets. masses of pillows and mounds of blankets are my favorite... anything i can wallow in for hours), and my underwear (the girls in the local vicky's used to know me by name... that was before i left for college. i dress on the outside like a scrub... plenty of salvation army, although i do clean up quite nicely--my underwear is how i like to feel sexy on a daily basis.)
overall, i'm openminded, educated, appreciative, caring, attractive, and fairly uncomplicated. i have a few bedroom fetishes, fantasies, and preferences that seem to intrigue most people. and i have an insatiable appetite.
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-i attended two high schools at once. one for academics, the other for arts.
-i attend a university well known for the departments that both my major and minor are in.
-psych major, with a theatre production minor. i've taken everything from geography to philosophy, and i'd be happy to debate anything with you.
-i read for fun. and i'm not talking "the articles in playboy," i'm talking books like zen and the art of motorcyle maintenence , which i then have debates with my philosophy professor over.
my body:
-hazel/brown eyes (my best feature, i think), "cute" nose, and i've been told i have a cupid's bow mouth--my lips aren't large, but they're "expressive."
-my classmates in high school used to refer to me as "willowy." long arms, long legs, long torso, and a long neck... not freakish, just graceful. i can pull off jewlery most women can't. years of dance and karate have imparted a grace to the way i move that comes from awareness of my physical self.
-i'm obsessed with skincare. i spend obscene amounts at bath & body works, and my skin is always soft and gently perfumed.
-pierced and tattooed. but tastefully.
-i'm 5'8"... and weigh about 135 lbs. (and if my mother is an indication of the future, i'll still be in that ballpark when i'm nearing 50.)
-36"-27"-39" measurements--i have curves and know how to use them.
-b-cups... no bra needed (no sagging here!), or worn.
-i'm picky about who i get naked in front of, but once i do, i have no major hangups... and i love being naked. if i wasn't afraid of freaking out my roommates, i'd sleep/be naked all the time.
-nude model.
need i say anything more?my aspirations:
-i want to get my masters, either in stage management or education or psychology (perhaps social work).
-i want to work with kids at some point in my life.
-i want to do long-term charity work in my spare time, using my education in psychology.
-i want to be a bit migratory before i start my family... live in at least 3 other states, perhaps another country. and i want someone to move with me.
-i don't believe in divorce. once i find someone and commit to them on that level, i'm in for life. i refuse to run when things get a little rough... but i refuse to compromise on who i choose.
my likes:
-pleasing others. i want to be a stage manager... the most thankless job on the planet. all you do is anticiapte other people's needs, and be the first one in the building and the last one out... 12 hour days are a norm.
-i'm down to do pretty much anything... head out to a pub, go out dancing, stay at home and watch tv... it's all good with me. i'm just not up for mind-numbing activities night after night. i crave intellectual stimulation at some point.
-music is music... i figure every kind is made to please someone, so i always try to find the joy in it. there's very little i've completely turned my back on.
-being domestic. i love to cook, and i'm a bit OCD about certain things. i love to organize things, and cleaning is fun... i just have to be able to blast music and dance like a fool while i'm doing it.
-i'm willing to spend serious money on three things in my life: food (fine wines are becoming a passion of mine), my bed (i'd be willing, if i had the disposeable income, to buy some 400+ threadcount sheets. masses of pillows and mounds of blankets are my favorite... anything i can wallow in for hours), and my underwear (the girls in the local vicky's used to know me by name... that was before i left for college. i dress on the outside like a scrub... plenty of salvation army, although i do clean up quite nicely--my underwear is how i like to feel sexy on a daily basis.)
overall, i'm openminded, educated, appreciative, caring, attractive, and fairly uncomplicated. i have a few bedroom fetishes, fantasies, and preferences that seem to intrigue most people. and i have an insatiable appetite.
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Strawberry_lovemuffin
Bluelighter
^ God, even I want to go out with you now!
You're either the hottest woman in the world or the best PR person
You're either the hottest woman in the world or the best PR person
Average Whiteboy
Bluelighter
I don't smell bad.
ian_strong
Bluelighter
Someone, one day, will be lucky to have me because I:
I AM ME.... need i say more???????
get to know me you will see
I AM ME.... need i say more???????
get to know me you will see
snowfaire
Bluelighter
kitten for hire
beautiful, adventuristik, eliquent, daring, independent, romantic,
............... and high on your love
I also beg upon request
beautiful, adventuristik, eliquent, daring, independent, romantic,
............... and high on your love
I also beg upon request
beanpoophead
Bluelighter
well if i was to say all these nice amazing things about myself i would just look conceited, so this is what people tell me:
- im incredibly fun to be around. when i smile, i can light up the entire room.
- i have a sense of humor that can make even the grumpiest person laugh.
- im fun-loving and ALWAYS try to make the best of every situation.
- i stick up for what i believe in
- im one of the guys (maybe not a good thing...) especially when i kick their ass' at soul caliber haha
- im beautiful despite what i think
- im smart again despite what i think
- i have a HUGE heart, maybe two big, like two sizes to big.
- i honestly care about people, i dont pretend to care or love or hate people. im honest with my feelings.
im always the girl that gets hurt lol.
- im incredibly fun to be around. when i smile, i can light up the entire room.
- i have a sense of humor that can make even the grumpiest person laugh.
- im fun-loving and ALWAYS try to make the best of every situation.
- i stick up for what i believe in
- im one of the guys (maybe not a good thing...) especially when i kick their ass' at soul caliber haha
- im beautiful despite what i think
- im smart again despite what i think
- i have a HUGE heart, maybe two big, like two sizes to big.
- i honestly care about people, i dont pretend to care or love or hate people. im honest with my feelings.
im always the girl that gets hurt lol.
ashaman
Bluelighter
lets see:
- i'll serenade you with my guitar and singing.
- i will learn and play your favourite song if its guitar-based.
- i am a great listener.
- I have a great knack of giving only the best and most perfect presents- whether its for the anniversary or christmas or birthday.
-I will never, ever, ever ever! cheat
- im usually up for anything wierd and crazy and new. (take out watersports and scat though)
Why... this is such a modest thread
- i'll serenade you with my guitar and singing.
- i will learn and play your favourite song if its guitar-based.
- i am a great listener.
- I have a great knack of giving only the best and most perfect presents- whether its for the anniversary or christmas or birthday.
-I will never, ever, ever ever! cheat
- im usually up for anything wierd and crazy and new. (take out watersports and scat though)
Why... this is such a modest thread