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The What's Good on TV Thread Vs. S'all Good Man

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ColtDan said:
Whats your opinion of keith lemon (leigh fransis) ?
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Worst cunt. Worst, worst cunt. Made even more of a worst cunt by the fact that everycunt seems totally deluded by him. How in the name of fuck is he funny???

Same goes for Walliams, but at least he is universally regarded as a cunt among people who aren't middle aged housewifes.

The other dude gets a pass because George Doors was funny on the original Shooting Stars. (Oh, & he also admits that he pumps boys, unlike Walliams - who clearly does but pretends otherwise).
 
^ I couldn't agree more with this. Keith Lemon is not funny and a total and utter cunt. Worse still your average moron seems to think he's some kind of comedy hero, he is a complete goat. His own TV show about his life? And a movie about him? Who the actual FUCK pays to see that?

Loved Danny Dyer, when he was in that stadium in Argentina with kids around him playing with baloons and he was like "fuck I'm about to shit me pants, things are about to kick off here soon". LOL dickhead you're in the stands with the families.
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Yeah or the one where he got the wee staged slap and makes out like he's been karate chopped by Bruce Lee. I can't stand him, totally agree he's a knob. I don't see what peoples beef is with Ross Kemp, he has actually gone to a lot of dangerous places and made a few decent series now. I like them anyway.

Anger Management seems just like 2 and Half Men - he's still called Charlie, and it's still not funny.
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The old Two and a Half Men were quite funny I thought. Good mindless stoner TV. The ones with Ashton Kutcher in them are so bad lol. Two and a Half Men is nothing without Charlie Sheen! Anger Management I thought might be good but it's really rubbish, I don't quite get the concept either it's filmed in the same house?
 
Kieth Lemon grates on me. He seems to exist in a constant state of hypomania..either that or he's on something. Imagine living with someone like that?
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My trusty postman came in good time today with my baggy of etizzys. So I had a couple and lay on the sofa snozing to Robin Hood with Errol Flynn channel 4.
 
Anyone else think New Tricks is pish? The acting is laboured and predictable, as is the script.


@PTCH George Dawes, not George Doors! I should know, having worked closely with him.
 
Keith lemon is a brilliant character. i used to think he was a bit of an annoying cunt to start off with, but hes wicked. dunno what leigh fransis is like in real life
 
I cant believe he grabbed that Nolans boob!

Sharon in Eastenders is addicted to some as yet undisclosed jack n jills... A doctor in Holby is nicking the opiates. We're a generation of pill poppers according the the Beeb it seems.
 
Treacle said:
This. I think Celebrity Juice is hilarious, personally. ;)
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Proof, if it was needed, that Celebrity Juice is utter pish.

ColtDan said:
Keith lemon is a brilliant character. i used to think he was a bit of an annoying cunt to start off with, but hes wicked. dunno what leigh fransis is like in real life
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He is an absolutely terrible character. I know quite a few people with normally OK taste in things who somehow like him. Not surprisingly every utter fucking moron I know who likes everyone that the TV tells them is funny fucking love the prick. Really Dan, he is awful. Sit down & think about it. Forget about the fact that he's meant to be funny & just think about it. He is a total thunder-cunt, with not one redeeming factor. He says "BOOBIES" & "SHIT-TING" & cunts actually roll about laughing. He'd get glassed if he was in the pub instead of on the telly.

TheSpade said:
By worked closely you mean 'pumped rotten by', right?
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Hahahaha =D
 
I thought Keith Lemon had his moments in the advert he was in.
Not hilarious, but I thought the way he treated his wife was amusing.

Saying that, I don't own a TV so have never seen his show properly.

Actually everyone should ditch their T.V's. :D
 
Ive got good taste in stuff, n tbh the whole keith lemon character is a piss take. all of it. people actually think his reality tv show is real, fucking idiots
 
^^ A friend of mine with a supposed IQ of 140, thinks that those comedy panel shows in which comedians make witty remarks at the drop of a hat are actually real.

I haven't the heart to tell them that every last word/remark in those shows are scripted.
 
ColtDan said:
Ive got good taste in stuff, n tbh the whole keith lemon character is a piss take. all of it. people actually think his reality tv show is real, fucking idiots
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Of course all of it's a piss-take. That makes no difference. That's like saying a clown (un-funniest things ever made) is OK & somehow funny because the clown is actually just a character. The cunt's name is Leigh Francis for fuck sake, he was really well know for being the guy that made Bo Selecta. Please tell me that no-one thinks this guy is real? I was joking earlier when I said something about people thinking he's a real person.

ColtDan said:
Ive got good taste in stuff
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Beetroot & 6-APB? Aye, good yin. Try again Dan.
 
I haven't the heart to tell them that every last word/remark in those shows are scripted.
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Not always, some of the jokes are written for them by the show writers but a lot is their own material. I know because I used to see Frankie Boyle practising it every so often in the Stand comedy club in Edinburgh before he went on Mock the Week later that week, a lot of the jokes he did in his stand up routine would be in the show.
 
Aye most of the time it won't be off the top of their head but there's bound to be something witty comes to mind that they didn't plan to say. Mock the Week is the worst for coming across scripted, the platform of the show doesn't even make any sense. They have random 'rounds' where they just appear to be bantering amongst themselves then suddenly one team is awarded some points and proclaimed the winner but you aren't actually sure what for.

It's other comedians that write a lot of the jokes on the shows, there's a young comedian from Edinburgh who was one of Franke Boyles scriptwriters when he still did Mock the Week.
 
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