I watched a bit of telly under the influence once. I used to watch loads of crappy telly during the day while I've been stuck at home. Dave mostly. I hate fucking Top Gear now. Used to believe it was the only decent thing on telly. Ha! Don't believe that.
Anyway while I was zoning out a little I had a quick flick through the channels, caught the amazing new tune by Dizzy the Rascal on 4 music. Then something else came on which was more in favour to what they normally show so flicked off sharpish.
Landed on Dave and this amazing program was on, I've since found out it's called Storage Hunters and I think everyone should check it out at least once because I found it amazingly hilarious but confusing at the same time and I'll explain why.
It started usual folk talking into the camera etc. didn't get it I was zoning in and out and didn't care but then something happened that made me laugh. Really laugh. Even thinking about it now makes me giggle. It's this bald fella stands there and points at folk but he goes 'beraberaberabera 500 beraberaberabera 550' etc. I fucking lost it. It was ace. Wtf is he doing? I thought he must be counting up really quick and I was impressed. It sounded so funny though even though he is a very skilled fast counter.
But I have my doubts over the validity of the show. Like I said I wasn't paying a whole lot of attention and at points it became just images on a screen but I saw a few things that made the old 'spidey sense' tingle a little bit.
At one point they had to break up a fight. Really? Why? How is it possible to get worked up by something like that? I've been to a few car auctions in my time and never saw anything like that happen. It's not life and death stuff. I thought this was suspect. But then the man went 'beraberabera' again so I forgot about this.
Also near the end they were selling some random suitcases that they must have stolen out of folks lockups and this couple brought them. (More 'beraberabera malarky he he he) Upon opening on of one of these cases they found a sealed medical blood holder thingy. A proper one they use in hospitals. Again, really?. Who goes on fucking holiday and packs something like that? What just in case they need a transfusion while on the beach in the Algarve.
So I think it's fake, filmed, scripted bullshit. Am I on the right track?