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[Zopiclone bandit]

Hey what I do on the weekends is my business!

LOL

From the looks of this you got a very busy wk/end.

What's always made me wonder is when Swingers used to do this with the keys to the car WHAT would you do IF you selected some keys & you were matched with someone you really didn't find sexy in the physical way? It is easy for a Woman in many ways to fake stuff but men have to get it up, keep it hard then cum too.

Ages ago a local woman I got to know liked me (and NO she didn't wear sunglasses, use a stick when walking & have a guide dog though she must have been wrong in some way to like me) one night after drinking way too much we ended up having sex though I wasn't into it to say the least & I faked it, I used all my mental image bank to keep hard but couldn't Cum so I pretended, got the Condom off so fast & didn't let her see it was empty & buried it in the bin so she couldn't see it. The whole thing was NOT EASY & I should have got some kind of Award for acting.

I am the kind of guy if I was trapped with some Woman I really didn't like I would have to tell her, I swear people who do swinging & dogging cannot be 100% Mentally balanced IMHO.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Got a caravan holiday in Wales

What part of Wales did you end up going too?
It's one of those parts of the UK that look Truly Amazing in the Spring & Summer, some of the Walks you could do & if feeling a bit more "Indiana Jones" do a few days Wild Camping.

My Dream Home would be an old Farm several miles AWAY from anyone all alone on a Hill in rural Wales where I can breed the Classic German Doberman Pincher dogs.

 

[Shinji Ikari]

What part of Wales did you end up going too?
It's one of those parts of the UK that look Truly Amazing in the Spring & Summer, some of the Walks you could do & if feeling a bit more "Indiana Jones" do a few days Wild Camping

Fishguard Pembrokeshire

It’s my cheap Easter holiday I think this is the third year running I’ve been. The scenery is beautiful and the coastal walks go on for miles and facilitate some absolutely breathtaking views. Does give me a pinch of vertigo though.

My grandparents lived in one of the Ponty’s when I was little and one of my siblings settled in the Swansea neck of the woods a decade ago so I’ve always had a good reason to visit. I could see myself moving back out that way in a year or two.

Dobermans are great they have such goofy expressions. Few dogs do ‘surprised’ as well as a doberman.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Fishguard Pembrokeshire

Looks Fantastic according to Google images, got the same kind of Look that the old Fishing Villages in Cornwall have, that place you went to in Wales is 100% the kinda place I could spent a few days in with no worries. The older I get the more I crave to find a place in the UK that is Rural & has more Grass than Cement.

The scenery is beautiful and the coastal walks go on for miles and facilitate some absolutely breathtaking views.

That is Perfection if I've ever seen it. You picked a great spot to say the least.

Ponty’s

Had to Google that.
"Pontypridd (/ˌpɒntɪˈpriːð/ PON-tih-PREEDH, Welsh: [ˌpɔntəˈpriːð]), colloquially referred to as Ponty, is a town and a community in Rhondda Cynon Taf, South Wales, approximately 10 miles north west of Cardiff city centre."

. I could see myself moving back out that way in a year or two.

If you are looking for a housemate or someone to split the Rent with etc

Few dogs do ‘surprised’ as well as a doberman.

You remember that Trend of showing Magic Tricks to dogs? The best by far was the blanket one, I tried it with the last dog, she got all confused, barked her head off & sneaked upto the blanket, when she saw me hiding round the corner shen jumped back & began barking her head off till she sniffed me then got hyper excited.

I could watch these videos all day, it's one of my Guilty Stoned pleasures, get proper red-eyed & watch how dogs behave when they think the human has vanished.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Seen this Garden on a local Wife Swapping & Micro Dogging website!!!!!

Oi, get the fuck out of my garden ya cunt!

And where's me fuckin pampas grass gone...

 

[Shinji Ikari]

Had to Google that.
"Pontypridd (/ˌpɒntɪˈpriːð/ PON-tih-PREEDH, Welsh: [ˌpɔntəˈpriːð]), colloquially referred to as Ponty, is a town and a community in Rhondda Cynon Taf, South Wales, approximately 10 miles north west of Cardiff city centre."

I think it was this one:
"Pontyclun is a village and community located in the county borough of Rhondda Cynon Taf, Wales. Pontyclun translates from the Welsh language as 'bridge [over] the River Clun', the Clun being a tributary of the River Ely that runs through Pontyclun"

I might be getting mixed up though it was a long time ago.

Cornwall

That's going to be my slightly more expensive summer holiday. Got a week booked in tintagel. Once again breathtaking views, once again vertigo. St Nectan's Glen has to be one of my favourite places in the entire world just get a load of this:

Like stepping into a scene out of fern gully. Just a shot of the waterfall alone really doesn't do it justice though.

If you are looking for a housemate or someone to split the Rent with etc

We could take it in turns to cook on pregab and carbs night.

I could watch these videos all day, it's one of my Guilty Stoned pleasures, get proper red-eyed & watch how dogs behave when they think the human has vanished

And yes I do remember these as well as cats and cucumbers must have been shortly before I got off social media.

 

[Shinji Ikari]

Just seen this:

UK weather live: Record broken for warmest start to May, Met Office confirms

Most of England and Wales are sweating it out, but it's expected to get cooler across Scotland and Northern Ireland.

www.bbc.com

Only managed mid 20s in the Midlands but it's still been a scorcher.