The Traveling Bluelight Gnome (See page 33 for the places David is going to)

[doofqueen]

so i'm not sending it to an aussie then? sending him back to the states?

 

[L2R]

what about samadhi?

 

[kytnism]

^ the americans called in MKultra.

...kytnism...

 

[fizzle]

I think gnome stealing should be grounds for automatic permanent ban from BL.

 

[-Guido-]

What about kindnapping and ransom?

 

[-Guido-]

 

[Squeaks]

Acidapples hasnt contacted me yet so I just sent Archie Funker a pm to see if he is still in..... will keep everyone posted....

 

[Squeaks]

Sorry everyone for it taking so long... the first two people on my gnome list havent responded to my pvt messages... Guess thats good news for the people who are further down on the list because I can't wait for a response anymore...


I just emailed oopsy Daisy since she is next on the list!

Hopefully I get a quick response as David is getting tired of Australia!

 

[fizzle]

What about kindnapping and ransom?

hahahaha

I'll have to get back to you on that one. I like your kidnapped gnome pic. Dont show it to David though, then he'll never want to visit you.

Come to think of it... maybe we should keep David away from you, we dont want to run the risk of a ransom gnome.

 

[Zagenth]

I think gnome stealing should be grounds for automatic permanent ban from BL.

Sounds like a plan.

 

[B9]

Is this "gnome" hollow perchance??????

 

[Zagenth]

^ No, substances are NOT being sent through this Bluelight Gnome.

 

[B9]

^ Eh what puttin words into the mouths of babes 'n' sucklings. :D


I thought that it might resonate like a bell, %) that was all, paranoid suspicious druggy bastards!

 

[fizzle]

^hahaha

Wow thats clever, I hadnt even thought about that...

 

[VerbalTruist]

^ No, substances are NOT being sent through this Bluelight Gnome.

If David doesn't come with goodies I'm going to send him away with goodies for sure. Canyou say drill time?

 

[panic in paradise]

Poor David, turned out into a labotomized liaison.

What ever happened to a simple get well card?

Washington state is extraordinarily gnome friendly.

Im pretty sure they harass my cats, and steal my nuggets which are the most fat.

 

[-Guido-]

I'll fill David with Jenkem.

 

[Tenchi]

^I want no part of this.

 

[Squeaks]

Sorry guys its taking so long I have sent pvt messages to the first 4 people on the list and none of them have replied to me yet so nots sure whats going on with that. A day or two more and I will go to name number 5! Someone sooner or later hopefully will reply to my emails/pvts...

P.S. If you are one of the names I have already pvts and you were skipped from "no reply" I understand things like summer vacation and school can get in the way so just send me a private message and you will still be placed at the top of the list.... Thank You Please Drive Through!

 

[fizzle]

Those gnomes and their crazy shenanigans