The Traveling Bluelight Gnome (See page 33 for the places David is going to)

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We don't negotiate with Terrorists you Aussie piece of shit. If the Gnome isn't returned, we'll simply blow the shit out of it along with whatever mud hovel you're residing in.


P.S. Kangaroos are gay.
 
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Of course - americans dont negotiate with terrorists its not rocket science.

You really are a genius arent you einstein? leave the Aussies alone, im from NZ so throw your bullshit at me, and since im supposed to feel amused for my title of gnome thief you mean shit to me. infact the gnome should only go to mods and admin if thats how the clique works.

The gnomes life is limited - all will be revealed on youtube - but this is my last post ban me Im laughing my ass off.
 
americans negotiating with terrorists is like a mother and daughter getting along.

not going to happen
 
person said:
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Of course - americans dont negotiate with terrorists its not rocket science.

You really are a genius arent you einstein? leave the Aussies alone, im from NZ so throw your bullshit at me, and since im supposed to feel amused for my title of gnome thief you mean shit to me. infact the gnome should only go to mods and admin if thats how the clique works.

The gnomes life is limited - all will be revealed on youtube - but this is my last post ban me Im laughing my ass off.


Listen, we all know teh intranets is serious business. We also know that NZ is just as gay as Australia. Not even taking into consideration the fact that you're lucky we let you breathe our air, you should consider those loved ones around you whose lives will be in jeopardy if you don't return the Davester unharmed.

If you think a ban from Bluelight is all you have to worry about, you're sadly mistaken. I've discussed this with a few Admins and they've assured me that your actions have broken several international laws which we fully intend to pursue the prosecution of.

Enjoy freedom while you can, bitch.
 
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person said:
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Of course - americans dont negotiate with terrorists its not rocket science.

You really are a genius arent you einstein? leave the Aussies alone, im from NZ so throw your bullshit at me, and since im supposed to feel amused for my title of gnome thief you mean shit to me. infact the gnome should only go to mods and admin if thats how the clique works.

The gnomes life is limited - all will be revealed on youtube - but this is my last post ban me Im laughing my ass off.

WTF... did you forget I was the one who paid for the gnome... I was the one who started this thing... I am neither a mod nor an admin... I cannot control what people write on message boards... What is your problem? I havent talked shit about you so why take it out on the rest of us???

To destroy someone elses property is just down right disrespectful. Like I said I cannot control what others say but I myself havent been treating you like dirt......
 
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person, take a deep breath. most everyone in this thread is being sarcastic. i really hope you are too because currently there are no hard feelings.
 
^if your paying, i guess i will come too. i've always wanted to go to hobbitland.
 
Holy crap.... there are just too many wacked out fucking drug addicts on this site. Whatever happened to normal people?
 
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I'd like to make the motion to start a Bluelight fundraiser for the hiring of a few soldiers of fortune to perform a commando extraction.

I'm down. I know where he lives. And I'm close by.

person: don't take anything anyone says in the Lounge too seriously. Especially if that person (sorry!) is Benefit.
 
Jimboach said:
This, btw is the cutest post I have ever read. It beats those kittens and puppies posts in that other thread hands down.

awwww did you hear that everyone.... i am cuter than kittens and puppies hehehe =D
 
person,

I never suggested you be "banned'. And also, this is the lounge. It says "post at your own risk". I reckon nobody's said anything as an attack in total honesty. I think we're all trying to make light a situation that pretty much sucks. I'm not going to walk on eggshells in hope that you do the right thing. Screwing over squeaks because you got some (well-deserved) flac is not only mean but straight up bizzare IMO.
 
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I am an American.

I am a Lounge Mod.

I will negotiate with self-proclaimed "terrorist", person.

Here are my terms:

For David's immediate release and safe return, I promise to; 1) not round up the EADD Lighter Posse to seek out and destroy everything and everyone you love, care about and/or have, or have had, any contact with in the course of your entire life; 2) try my best to help figure out the shipping logistics; and 3) keep the details of the transaction confidential so that no retaliation is made against you after the trade has been completed.

Squeaks is a real stand-up guy who went out of his way to try to improve inter-forum and intercontinental relations at a significant monetary and time-consuming cost which he, himself, absorbed to make this happen.

Please don't fuck Squeaks, David and the rest of the Lighter Posse over. We want to see this experiment through to an end that makes everyone happy.

If you need any further details, please PM me or Squeaks.

Thanks in advance,
PLURmonster
The Lounge
Bluelight
 
The money just became "available" linked to my debit card that is yesterday. Dam credit unions..... I can deposit cash and the shit still wont be available till the next day for online purchases...

With all the excitement of person coming back I didnt order him... Was just going to send Mazey his money back.... Looks like I am going to have to order another gnome since person is being inconsiderate....... Will keep everyone posted....

I still like the idea of two gnomes out there since it will cut everyones delivery time in half :-)
 
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