I am an American.
I am a Lounge Mod.
I will negotiate with self-proclaimed "terrorist", person.
Here are my terms:
For David's immediate release and safe return, I promise to; 1) not round up the EADD Lighter Posse to seek out and destroy everything and everyone you love, care about and/or have, or have had, any contact with in the course of your entire life; 2) try my best to help figure out the shipping logistics; and 3) keep the details of the transaction confidential so that no retaliation is made against you after the trade has been completed.
Squeaks is a real stand-up guy who went out of his way to try to improve inter-forum and intercontinental relations at a significant monetary and time-consuming cost which he, himself, absorbed to make this happen.
Please don't fuck Squeaks, David and the rest of the Lighter Posse over. We want to see this experiment through to an end that makes everyone happy.
If you need any further details, please PM me or Squeaks.
Thanks in advance,
PLURmonster
The Lounge
Bluelight