The Traveling Bluelight Gnome (See page 33 for the places David is going to)

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SA - that's a crap picture, I'm sure a better one can be made. My MSPaint skillz are only what L2R has taught me in his silly threads :\ Still, the point is made...."Has anyone seen this Gnome?"
 
the missing gnome also spells missing photographic evidence of bluelighter activity.

fuck person with a fuckin crobar
 
TheLoveBandit said:
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Theres nothing more delicious than a big pile of chocolate chip cookies and a cold glass of liquified gnome.
 
Hey Sim0n, please hire some unsavory character to break the knee caps of "person" and return David to the bluelighters that matter, ie. the ones that want to participate.

TIA
 
Maybe we should just have a travelling guido, and we'll box him up and ship him around and take pictures of him with various bluelighters? With their pylons?
 
That wouldn't work.

The Dictionary said:
py·lon /ˈpaɪlɒn/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[pahy-lon] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. a marking post or tower for guiding aviators, frequently used in races.
2. a relatively tall structure at the side of a gate, bridge, or avenue, marking an entrance or approach.
3. a monumental tower forming the entrance to an ancient Egyptian temple, consisting either of a pair of tall quadrilateral masonry masses with sloping sides and a doorway between them or of one such mass pierced with a doorway.
4. a steel tower or mast carrying high-tension lines, telephone wires, or other cables and lines.
5. Aeronautics. a finlike device used to attach engines, auxiliary fuel tanks, bombs, etc., to an aircraft wing or fuselage.
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I'm not sure any of these things would fit in a box along with a guido while still retaining a postage charge within the reach of most Bluelighters.
 
Hilarous

Benefit said:
How many gnomes will have to perish senselessly in the pursuit of this madness? With every gnome you purchase, pack and post you send another innocent decorative ornament to its end.
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Just had to be quote because it is so funny ....
 
^+1

last night i dreamt i met the new gnome. he was much fatter than david. either that or his head was really small.
 
Whohooo! guess who just sent me a pvt message? Our favorite Bl'er person ... I will leave him to tell his reason behind him being M.I.A. but he has apologized and will ship him out A.S.A.P.

doofqueen get ready for David...........
 
***Public Apology***

Sorry everyone, my deepest apologies - was caught up in a legal matter and was on remand the day I was to send it, hence why ive only just managed to login today. Its a long story, im fine - squeaks msg/email (my gmail account) details and I will send asap - which will take 5 days or 3 days/fast track to the states.

person

EDIT: after reading L2R post. Fair enough.
 
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person said:
***Public Apology***

Sorry everyone, my deepest apologies - was caught up in a legal matter and was on remand the day I was to send it, hence why ive only just managed to login today. Its a long story, im fine - squeaks msg/email (my gmail account) details and I will send asap - which will take 5 days or 3 days/fast track to the states.

person
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apology accepted, only...


Oh and thanks admin for your 'I steal gnomes' comment fuck you as if I could send it while on remand.
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If you expect some leeway, you must give some in turn. By our perspective you were a good for nothing gnome thief, and our biggest fear seemed to have been played out. Understand the title by the perspective of we who don't know you from a bar of soap, and you might even see some humour in the misunderstanding.
 
Actually, apology NOT accepted. You steal gnomes. You are a fag. We already bought another gnome. The whole system has broken down thanks to you. Tough guy. I'll fuck your mom and kick your ass at the same time.
 
^LOL+LMAO^

L2R said:
apology accepted, only...




If you expect some leeway, you must give some in turn. By our perspective you were a good for nothing gnome thief, and our biggest fear seemed to have been played out. Understand the title by the perspective of we who don't know you from a bar of soap, and you might even see some humour in the misunderstanding.
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Hey I understand!! just was hoping BLers would think maybe theres something wrong here to realise I havent logged in for a while to come to a conclusion, thanks L2R.

person aka jason.
 
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Benefit said:
Actually, apology NOT accepted. You steal gnomes. You are a fag. We already bought another gnome. The whole system has broken down thanks to you. Tough guy. I'll fuck your mom and kick your ass at the same time.
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Actually thats fine I can handle that, if I put myself on the other shoe id be pissed as well so im not bothered about your and anyone elses comment, its to be expected!!!

Yeah I know - it will torment me forever, but hey so is life I can live with that!
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