The State of the UK

[jancrow]

.how embare'ssing for mE

 

[Raasyvibe]

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog salesman? "Make me one with everything".

Then the Buddhist said "Where's my change" and the salesman said "Change only comes from within".

haha genius... I've been repeating this to people and it's making me popular...

 

[brimz]

Of course they fucking don't!They're not animals.

I know a postman colleague of mine got caught by a member of the public having a shit in an alleyway at 6am a few years ago, and I've stopped the van for a bad (BAD) shit down a country lane before. Stopped by a good patch of dock leaves.

Should postmen be deported, Cos we probably shit in the streets more than all these pakis or Nepalese you're complaining about.

Any town centre is full of people pissing all over the streets on a Fri/Sat night.

deport the cunts. now.

Oh man that brings back memories . Heroin addict Postman n when you gotta go you gotta go . Been their mate do i get deported ?

 

[BlindHelperMonkey]

lofl at mailmonkey and jancrow respectively



and raas, youve improved your avatar, well done. trapdoor ftw

 

[Shambles]

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog salesman? "Make me one with everything".

Then the Buddhist said "Where's my change" and the salesman said "Change only comes from within".