The singles thread - Do what ya wanna do yeaahh

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Argh, Vanth beat me to it !

 

[DoctorShop]

Can we at least post our favourite terms for masturbation?

Mine is slapping the salami.

 

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Most of the terms cant be generalized for both genders, which is annoying... Im actually trying to think of a term a chick can use... flicking the switch ? I dont know. I think I just made that one up but I could be wrong.

 

[DoctorShop]

Hey baby can I flick your switch?

Nice work breakabeat thats my new pick up line.

 

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That line is so cool it almost makes me want to be a lesbian

 

[DoctorShop]

And this is why I'm in the singles thread.

 

[Klue]

Burp the worm

 

[DoctorShop]

Pulling your pood

 

[Klue]

Drain the dragon

 

[lil angel15]

Pulling your pood

That makes me think of pulling a poo.... (gross )

I like to say pulling your pudd

 

[lil angel15]

Burp the worm

masturbation isn't described as cute, but that makes me go.....

*awwwwww*

Lol

 

[Klue]

Five finger shuffle
Bash the bishop
Spank the monkey

I want my wanking thread!

 

[DoctorShop]

Batting Practice
Date Mother Palm and Her Five Daughters
Flogging Your Log
Sloppy Sign Language

 

[DoctorShop]

And for women:

Pushing the Button
Pussy Soccer
Riding the Unicycle
Rolling the Dough
Rubbin' the Nubbin
Rubbing the Donut
Rubbing the Red Pussycat

 

[Klue]

You cheated!

Google this....

 

[DoctorShop]

ok klue

 

[IWillHostIt]

0wned!

 

[drugfukkdrockstar]

Doctorshop someone in the lounge already has that avatar. Just letting you know in case you like to have originality

 

[DoctorShop]

Serious? Shiiit thanks for the heads up dfrs

 

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I still like mine better