The singles thread - Do what ya wanna do yeaahh

[DoctorShop]

I think most males, at one point or another, fantasized about kourni. By themselves or while they were with a girl.

Whatever works I say. Go klue!

 

[Klue]

Were you thinking about her tennis serve?

Well, err... It wasnt that kind of Kournikova poster

Its quite funny looking back at it actually. We were doing it missionary and she had her eyes closed, at the poster was right there so, come on man! I kept looking back at her eyes to see if she had caught me.

Either way - i hope your new girl is accepting of your obsession

Its over baby, 9 weeks.
Why else would I be lurking in the singles thread

:D

 

[drugfukkdrockstar]

Ohh... sorry to hear that! Oh well - she didn't sound like she ate much any ways. That would have annoyed me.

 

[NickyJ]

Totally. I wrote war and peace whilst copping a load in the face.

All in a day's work really.

That is really fucking funny :D

 

[deeCee]

I finally shagged a Scottish girl the other week, and it will go down as on of my greatest sexual experiences EVER!

Now to go find out if thats the norm around here

 

[zephyr]

Thats unfortunate. Good luck with that.

And yeah, doesn't a women reach sexual maturity at like 30-something?

No, we just turn into full on horn bags. I presume that is because our body clocks are telling us that we must get the cock NOW as our ovaries are beginning to shrivel up and become useless.

And in other news, some nice fellow answered the call of my shrivelled up ovaries on the weekend. How nice of him.

My ovaries can die happy.

 

[Jaza]

I finally shagged a Scottish girl the other week, and it will go down as on of my greatest sexual experiences EVER!

Good man.

Now to go find out if thats the norm around here

No, but I've heard stories.

I've started canoodling with an Irish lass of late (and by late I mean, as of yesterday after watching the sun come up sitting by the opera house for 3hrs). Will report back with findings for comparison.

 

[dirtysyringe]

 

[vanth]

I find the main disadvantage of being a single woman is not having anyone to help me do up the back of my dresses.

 

[drugfukkdrockstar]

You're single now? Wow. You were with your fella for a while too weren't you? Hope you're doing alright.

 

[vanth]

Yeah, almost two years. I'm doing pretty well, though its a bit weird. I appreciate the concern

 

[drugfukkdrockstar]

Yeah break ups are always weird, especially with having to adjust to your new way of living. From the sounds of it you were well over it anyways, so im glad you went through with it. No point in staying with someone when it's not going anywhere! Now you can lap up being single and free

If i hadn't of met such a lovely guy, i would be keeping myself single personally. There certainly is no rush to settling down.

 

[vanth]

I agree with everything you have said DFRS. Which is not something I can often say

 

[drugfukkdrockstar]

Well you clearly don't pay enough attention. I am glad you did this time

 

[m4dd0g]

*bump* Just trying to revive this thread after the some ^wannabe^ killed it

Im not 100% pro-single, i will concede there is a price to pay for the spontaneous and free bachelor life.
To put it bluntly: no sex on tap

... thats is all

 

[NickyJ]

^ Bah! Don't give me that shit the day before that shit day that couples go on about. Can't remember what its called but I hope you know what I'm talking about.

You just need to find yourself a Smurfette :D

 

[kittymeow]

Oh you mean,

VALENTINES DAY????






*skips out with smug happy couple grin*
teehee

 

[m4dd0g]

Its valentines tomorrow?

Remember kids, nothing says 'anonymous love letter' like 'masked butt rapist'

 

[zephyr]

Dear m4dd0g

Happy e- valentines day , my e- boyfriend. As your present, I present you with e-herpes.

 

[Mary Poppins]

I want a valentine

I may enjoy being single, be cynical and have emotional issues - but goddamnit I'd love a secret admirer.

Le sigh, I suppose it will be l'emo stylez tomorrow tracing fingers down frosty window panes, doodling broken hearts and writing terribly naff rhyming couplets.

Oh and drinking....there will be drinking.