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I used to sell meth for about 5 years and even though I was using, probably more than anyone i was selling to, I still made pretty good money. I would like to argue about female dealers, but now that I think about it, most of the girls I've dealt with do act like wanna-be mafiosos or something. I always believed that if you take care of people and are straight with them, they'll always come back and you make more money in the long run. I still do. But after getting busted a couple times and doing some prison time, I got out of the scene completely in order to get off of parole & probation. I wanted my life back. It took me a year to get off parole & I stayed clean for 5 more years after that. Now that I've stumbled into doing Heroin in the past 2 years, (don't ask how that happened,) I've found it's alot easier & less of a headache just to work for a living & buy my dope. I have one guy that I go to. He's the first dealer I ever had who wasn't a friend of mine for 10 years or so. He's kind of a dick sometimes & all business, but I'll give him credit- He almost never tells me I need to wait and the few times he has it was never very long. In fact, he gets pissed at me if I'm 5 minutes late even though I drive an hour to see him.
 
My guy just moved to a new place. I was able to run into him yesterday, but he said he had some errands to do, including finding the charger for his phone.:| I guess he never was able to find it, as when I called later that night, it went straight to voicemail. My buddy was going to work out a trade for the guy, but he lost his patience and went to go trade with someone else. I tried buzzing his apartment number but someone else answered and I got the runaround(he's in 224, he's in 427, etc). I'm gonna try calling him again in a few minutes, but I would not be surprised if it goes straight to voicemail again. :!
 
i used to live in the mountains (mammoth mountain) and the dealers out there were so shitty and overpriced, we would drive 5 hours to LA to score,and 5 hours back hahahah

ive had this happen a few times, i was so desperate i would give the guy the money firs to go and pick up the drugs, and 4 hours later his phone is back on and he tells me he got jacked or pulled over by the cops and the cops took his money. Then goes. "sorry man,nothing i can do i got jacked,sucks man."
 
my dealers pretty cool but fack i hate it when he/she says its better than it actually is
 
^ Doesn't every dealer say that? It's not like they're gonna say "don't buy this, it's pretty shit in my opinion..".
 
^^No, some def. do. My speed dealer back when I was doing speed in oregon all the time would say "this shit really isn't that good, you should wait till I get better shit in a couple of days."
 
I get MDMA from a guy who is the same - if his current batch is low quality or impure he'll tell me.
On the other hand, the main guy I get weed from (got, now. Past tense, I'm done) has been giving me one HELL of a runaround lately. Says he's got it, then doesn't answer the phone. Tells me to come at 3, then when I call at 3, he's out and won't be home til after I start work. Offers to drop it off to me at work, then never shows up.
The most annoying thing is, I owe this guy money - which is safely away in my wallet for him - and I can never catch him!
 
My current weed dealer is the best/worst guy I have ever gotten it from. Best because the stuff is dank and if I am only buying a gram he hooks it up, gave me a gram for free once. Or if it's not for me he will give me a bud for myself. The only thing about him is that he is constantly leaving and coming back to his house. I'll call him and he says he will be back in an hour, I call back after 2 and he says he has been home for awhile. He does this almost every time. Doesn't bother me to much I just wish he would give me an honest time frame, I usually break down and go threw someone else.


My back up dealer use to be my main dealer until he started actin a fool. I texted him and ask if he had any. He said maybe. I asked, well do you or should I loom somewhere else? He told me to look somewhere else. Wtf?? He did this to another friend of mine as well. We know he had some but he wanted us to beg for it. Fuck that lol. We knew the guy he was getting his weed fronted from, we told him what was up. He went to the kids house and took his money and weeed back the next day. That kid is a lot less cocky now :)
 
My old weed dealer(who I no longer buy from due to my loss of interest in weed), used to straight up ask me: "Good shit(KB) or bad shit(full of seeds)?" I always picked good shit, unless I'd copped oxies and was itching for "chop-chop" and kb wasn't available.
Much more reliable than my pill man. Thankfully, I was able to get a hold of his former proxy, who just happened to be with the guy, and I was able to do my thing. Now I just have to wait till Friday.
 
Once we all realize...

The way I figure, this is all a game. Whichever drug you may prefer if your an avid addict like me, mine being methamphetamine, is just there. It just happens. You just fall victim to all those junkies you learned about and you never would have thought you'd turn out to be one of them. Some have stronger mind sets and can handle it better though. We want, we wait, we bitch & complain because we're high and are out of our supply. Am I right?
It is a never ending circle.
We all know the negatives, and the positives deep down of what the 'game' so to speak has to offer us continuously.

With that being said, my apologizes for going a wee bit off topic I just assume we're all on the same page, there is always a complication. The anticipation for your fix is one of the main euphorias in the game. It always plays out like that. Not a SINGLE dealer I know/have known has ever been quick, reliable, or not a total sketch. Am I a right? Things just don't work that way, it's against the natural order for us users. I have realized this. Because when you do get your hopes up, and your anticipating the arrival of whatever tickles your fancy, there's a lot of likely things that can and usually do go wrong. Same with any [tweaker, in my case] I've ever met. And once you start to realize this a little more and more each time a problem occurs with your deal, the more you don't get your hopes up quite as much. When you expect the worst, there's no way to be let down. The only thing that could change is that something goes right in the process! It's all in the mindset. Because if any of you actually tae the time to read this, and your drug of choice is as mine, I'm positive you know what I'm talking about when I say dope disappointments. It's the absolute WORST. :( When your feeling great & on top of the world, and something ruins it so it automatically ruins your entire day and all you do is think & stress over it for god knows how long. Same thing happens to me when I come down and something sets me off.

So in conclusion, if you don't set yourself up for disappointment waiting for your goods, you obviously won't be disappointed. =D Don't worry, you will get your fix eventually! If not, just keep yourself occupied but don't over search for dope, if you've already asked everyone just breathe and WAIT. Most of the time we stress ourselves out searching for it right at that very second. Let it come to you, because its bound to eventually.

As to more things that dealers do that I can bitch about, depending on who your connect is my only problems really are the waiting more than anything, and if ever a case when all of my connects are out & I have to call everyone in my dope circle, and keep asking 'yo can you find me [however much]' which is tedious and annoying.

Rant = complete. I'm sure there's a lot of extra nonsense in there, but it makes sense if your a tweaker. Hope some of you can relate! :D
 
Nice post man. I agree with a lot of it even though I didn't read the whole thing tldr ya know.

Well this new guy I deal with is good. Don't matter what I'm gettin the guy is like an express postal company. Ill pick up either where I meet him or go to his house (this guy is special an runs through a very tight group of people) so that's why I'm allowed at his house.

Ill tell him hey 2moro ima want this or that an he always got it. Mostly dope but I have gottn other things from him an he's good. Sure he works an I gotta wait for him to get off or go an pick up an wait for em to get back but its all good.
 
I need to say this.

Dope dealers, you fucking blow!

I am DONE with this piece of shit.

He hits me up, knowing I don't want to be contacted unless I contact him first. Constantly says "Big bags of fire". So, instead of traveling 2 hours to the ghetto to pick up what I know is quality dope and fat bags, I decide to give my first dealer a third chance.

"30 minutes". 3 hours later, I hit him up and ask "Yo where you at man". The motherfucker is at home watching tv! What the fuck happened to delivering my dope you shitty fucking dealer?

I offer to come to his area to pick up three measly bags. Now I'M fucking traveling.

I meet him, and what do I get? Three fucking bags that have all been dipped in to. THE BAGS WERE STILL FUCKING OPENED, NOT EVEN TAPED CLOSED IN AN EFFORT TO COVER UP THE FACT THAT HE DIPPED IN TO THEM.

You piece of shit.

I'm am beyond pissed. I deleted this fuckers number and I'm done with him. I don't care anymore, I'm traveling to the other side of town to pick up from someone who gives me my moneys worth.

Thanks for getting me to waste my $30 fucking dollars which I worked hard for. You motherfucker!
 
Translating Dopeman into English.,....what they realllly mean....

" ILL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES!!" = two or more hours

"I'm on my way!!" = then y do I hear a TV going and yet kids screaming??

"IM DOWN THE STREET!!!" ...really? The street the nex;t state?? ?

"Yo hold on I go!t fire.. I got ya"= I have bullshit so WILL be ther shortly.,in fact.. knocking
on your
door now
" Um yeah..waiting for a ride .." = " I'mm high..your not..and I lied ..I get higgghh as a mf on my own shit..that's
why the counts always off..duh." : call someone else or start selling to him.

"Gimme couple hours..picking up"= "see you in two days..probably at like 7am" ..call someone else

"Yo,be careful with this..its off the hook"= ..whatever,dude.;)
 
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@wallace

Yo man that's ya dumbass fault for handing him over the money. Please grow a pair an have the courage to say no. I mean ya bitchin but I'm laughing I mean why would ya hand him $ for 3 open bags???? Hahaha come on man. Dude ya sit there for 3 hrs then go to his house an find him sittn on the couch an hand him $. I'm sorry but that's hilarious. I mean who the fuck does that? I can't stop laughing
 
XThexXTank said:
@wallace

Yo man that's ya dumbass fault for handing him over the money. Please grow a pair an have the courage to say no. I mean ya bitchin but I'm laughing I mean why would ya hand him $ for 3 open bags???? Hahaha come on man. Dude ya sit there for 3 hrs then go to his house an find him sittn on the couch an hand him $. I'm sorry but that's hilarious. I mean who the fuck does that? I can't stop laughing
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I'm glad you're laughing, but please refrain from the personal insults.

I didn't hand him money for 3 open bags. When he gave them to me they were wrapped, only when I took them out to do did I realize they were opened and dipped in to.

Don't tell me to grow a pair, cause if I noticed they were opened when I bought em I wouldn't have given him the money.

Jeez, what is up with this community lately, nothing but assholes and people being rude.
 
Yo man its all good I was high last nite an my post seems offensive. Ain't nothin personal man its the internet but yeah just go to the city to cop.
 
XThexXTank said:
Yo man its all good I was high last nite an my post seems offensive. Ain't nothin personal man its the internet but yeah just go to the city to cop.
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It's mutual, I was high too and pissed off cause I had gotten a shitty deal, haha! I guess that makes us even :P

I would go to the city to get, but honestly looking around trying to find dope in Manhattan, let alone any kind of drugs? Nah I don't feel safe doing that honestly. I'd rather just not get it than have to go through that kind of hassle or risk.
 
Well yer up in the city there idk how easy it is to cop I thought it was a lot of open air in like the ghetto areas but then again idk.

Down here in MD its open air in bmore but I dnt like that raw or scramble. I'm up in the county an we get a lot more philly stuff.

Dope an pills for me is easier to get than any other drug. Easier to get that than cigs haha my boys house is closer than 711.

I guess ya got call up connecs up there its a diffrnt scene than down here ya kno.

Talkin about dealers there was a temporary drought last nite. All this runnin around for 2 fuckin buns. I mean if it was a brick id undertand but I hit up so many dealers an noone came through till I finally found someone an it took a good bit to get to em but when I saw the stamp was pure hell that shit made my day!
 
J.Wallace said:
I would go to the city to get, but honestly looking around trying to find dope in Manhattan, let alone any kind of drugs? Nah I don't feel safe doing that honestly. I'd rather just not get it than have to go through that kind of hassle or risk.
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Yeah. Can't really do that in Manhattan. Gotta get a number, and get delivery. Your life will get much simpler.
I'm probably telling you what you already know.
 
Any girls here have to deal with dealers liking them too much?
I go through a lot of dealers because they start calling me daily and it ain't about dope...
I could use them to get free shit but it wouldn't be really free and I'm just not the kind of person. I pay for my shit or I don't use at all.
 
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