The NEW "Bitch about your dealer here" thread
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Sosick of oxy!
Greenlighter
The only thing I can say about my dealer is he USED to be bad about his time, one day I went up there to meet him:
11:30 AM - Arrive at BK, call dealer to let him know, he's right up the street, on the way here.
12:30 PM - Call back, he got 'pulled over' now he's really bout to be here.
2:00 PM - Calls me to tell me to go somewhere different, goto new restaraunt, he's supposedly in the neighborhood across the street
4:00 PM - Call him, no answer, I leave a message saying fuck this I'm dope sick as fuck but i'm not waiting anymore, left to go get oxy.
4:30 PM - He calls me, saying "Where you at man, I don't see you, i'm here" SO I turned the fuck around and went to meet his dumbass. Not even a extra fucking bag or anything
To anyone wondering why I fucking waited so long, he was the only person who 'had' smack on that day, at that fuckin time.
11:30 AM - Arrive at BK, call dealer to let him know, he's right up the street, on the way here.
12:30 PM - Call back, he got 'pulled over' now he's really bout to be here.
2:00 PM - Calls me to tell me to go somewhere different, goto new restaraunt, he's supposedly in the neighborhood across the street
4:00 PM - Call him, no answer, I leave a message saying fuck this I'm dope sick as fuck but i'm not waiting anymore, left to go get oxy.
4:30 PM - He calls me, saying "Where you at man, I don't see you, i'm here" SO I turned the fuck around and went to meet his dumbass. Not even a extra fucking bag or anything
To anyone wondering why I fucking waited so long, he was the only person who 'had' smack on that day, at that fuckin time.
Seriously I am offened by your etremely cold way of describing these people and your experiences with them. You must be female rich and unemployed and probably religious as well by my estimates to be able to uphold such a condescending tone despite posting in a thread titled "bitch about your dealer"
So today my dealer was already 2 hours late and was extremely high.
Get into his car and he asks me 5 different times what i want (was getting a half b).
Calls me and starts freaking out saying yo you didn't give me money im gonna run up on your grandmas house you better tell her to lock the doors da da da da. So he comes back to where I am and I'm like dude sober up first then recount your money and he freaked out and surprisingly let me keep the half b. I call him back 2 hours later and hes like yo sorry its all good my bad just keep hitting me up.
NEVER dealing with him again after saying he'd run up on my grandmas house, what a piece of fucking scum.
Get into his car and he asks me 5 different times what i want (was getting a half b).
Calls me and starts freaking out saying yo you didn't give me money im gonna run up on your grandmas house you better tell her to lock the doors da da da da. So he comes back to where I am and I'm like dude sober up first then recount your money and he freaked out and surprisingly let me keep the half b. I call him back 2 hours later and hes like yo sorry its all good my bad just keep hitting me up.
NEVER dealing with him again after saying he'd run up on my grandmas house, what a piece of fucking scum.
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majorigpa
Bluelighter
Luckily i have a couple of connects now so this bitch isn't too big of a problem, but jesus, where to start. She's the "11-8" mobile business hours type, so she always comes through, and most of the time in a timely manner. H is my DOC but as a bonus she carries some nice crystal. sometimes i do find myself in the mood and she's always on deck with both. BUT, she's got huge power and control problems. Always yapping about "yo im a female that made it in a mans game i ain't stupid if you stay with me i treat you right never leave you hangin ain't i the best" bullshit, yet whenever i've been sick and needed a front (which usually happen at the same time) she'll purposefully make me wait forever to try and assert her dominance or make you realize how much you need her in some evil fucked up way.
recently i've found a different connect with better dope for slightly cheaper, who's a little less reliable and not mobile, but at least a chill guy, if not a little spacey. so depending on the situation, i'll pick up from this guy, if i can't get ahold of other bitch for whatever reason, or if i wanna grab some klonopin as well (which he also carries). and HOLY. SHIT. you should hear the fucking reaming i get from this power crazy bitch for not being "exclusive" to her, when "she's been so good to me", which is bullshit since i always come out to her (even though she's mobile), she makes me wait till the end of her shift when i need a sick-front, and has never once given me a free bag after thousands of dollars spent.
so on the one hand, she wants to act like a bad bitch, deep in the game running with *mexican gang i can't mention*, and yet she'll get genuinely butt-hurt on the rare occasion i'll cop somewhere else, only firmly proving that she needs my money more than she lets on, and pissing me off and pushing me further away from her services in the process. if this other dude wasn't about to go to jail in a month, i'd drop her ass in a second. when hopefully he sets me up with his replacement, she's fuckin toast with a big ass middle finger in the air.
recently i've found a different connect with better dope for slightly cheaper, who's a little less reliable and not mobile, but at least a chill guy, if not a little spacey. so depending on the situation, i'll pick up from this guy, if i can't get ahold of other bitch for whatever reason, or if i wanna grab some klonopin as well (which he also carries). and HOLY. SHIT. you should hear the fucking reaming i get from this power crazy bitch for not being "exclusive" to her, when "she's been so good to me", which is bullshit since i always come out to her (even though she's mobile), she makes me wait till the end of her shift when i need a sick-front, and has never once given me a free bag after thousands of dollars spent.
so on the one hand, she wants to act like a bad bitch, deep in the game running with *mexican gang i can't mention*, and yet she'll get genuinely butt-hurt on the rare occasion i'll cop somewhere else, only firmly proving that she needs my money more than she lets on, and pissing me off and pushing me further away from her services in the process. if this other dude wasn't about to go to jail in a month, i'd drop her ass in a second. when hopefully he sets me up with his replacement, she's fuckin toast with a big ass middle finger in the air.
Obiez
Bluelighter
Female dealers, and most dealers used to love me cuz I always brought them more customers. But, this one chick who was an addict herself (I don't usually deal with dealers who are addicts themselves because they are the worst when shit hits the fan, always talk for fucking hours on the phone explaining shit that has nothing to do with me etc.) did something similar to what majorigpa described. I knew her dealer/boyfriend and he was out of town, hence I was dealing with her, and I called him up and told him "man your girl is acting like a cunt" and explained the situation. He said that he would call me back in 5 minutes. He calls me back and says she is on her way to my part of town to bring me an extra gram and they are both on him. 3 hours go bye and she doesn't pick up. I call him again and told him, he says you have my permission to do whatever you want to her and that he will call her to be at a certain part of town at a certain time to meet up with one of his boys and that she will have a 5 gram bag on her. He was basically telling me to rob her, and he assured me that nothing will come back to me. So I did....
She was screaming bloody murder on the phone while I was laughing because I knew that if he OK'd it, his crew knew what was going down.
She then had to turn tricks to make up for the money she was missing, while me and him were as cool as ice. It was almost fictional, but after that day, any time she was with him she acted like my best friend in the whole world. They are both in jail now, and I feel very sorry for him, because the guy was actually forced into being a dealer by his family. He was actually a great guy who just happened to be born in a very shitty situation. I hung out with him a couple of times when I got clean. He never once tried to pressure me, and once I asked if he was holding, that I can handle a little, and instead of taking my money he stopped me from relapsing by taking me to one of his houses, gave me some viagra and got me this super hot chick to do whatever I wanted to her. I thought she was a whore or a junkie he kept around, but it turned out that the girl actually liked me from before and was neither a whore or a junkie. It sounds made up I know, but it really did happen.
When I used to score from junkies, or your typical dealers. My god did I have to go through so much shit.
The worst one was when I called a guy, he asked how long I would be, I said 20 minutes tops, he said come on down. It was pouring rain and I was in serious WD. The fucker passed out (he always had his phone on silent) because he shot up and went to NOD land while I was taking the bus there. I had to take a shit because i had diarrha twice in two hours, and when he finally picked up the phone I was so sick I just gave him the money and ran to catch the last bus. In the bus I opened up the paiper baggie to see a dose that would hardly make me feel better, and definetly not the amount I payed for, so I had to sniff that line in the bus, walk 4 stations back in the pouring rain, argue with him for 45 minutes about what he gave me, he finally gave the rest of my shit, and I had to walk home in the puring rain that was up to my ancles by this point.
She was screaming bloody murder on the phone while I was laughing because I knew that if he OK'd it, his crew knew what was going down.
She then had to turn tricks to make up for the money she was missing, while me and him were as cool as ice. It was almost fictional, but after that day, any time she was with him she acted like my best friend in the whole world. They are both in jail now, and I feel very sorry for him, because the guy was actually forced into being a dealer by his family. He was actually a great guy who just happened to be born in a very shitty situation. I hung out with him a couple of times when I got clean. He never once tried to pressure me, and once I asked if he was holding, that I can handle a little, and instead of taking my money he stopped me from relapsing by taking me to one of his houses, gave me some viagra and got me this super hot chick to do whatever I wanted to her. I thought she was a whore or a junkie he kept around, but it turned out that the girl actually liked me from before and was neither a whore or a junkie. It sounds made up I know, but it really did happen.
When I used to score from junkies, or your typical dealers. My god did I have to go through so much shit.
The worst one was when I called a guy, he asked how long I would be, I said 20 minutes tops, he said come on down. It was pouring rain and I was in serious WD. The fucker passed out (he always had his phone on silent) because he shot up and went to NOD land while I was taking the bus there. I had to take a shit because i had diarrha twice in two hours, and when he finally picked up the phone I was so sick I just gave him the money and ran to catch the last bus. In the bus I opened up the paiper baggie to see a dose that would hardly make me feel better, and definetly not the amount I payed for, so I had to sniff that line in the bus, walk 4 stations back in the pouring rain, argue with him for 45 minutes about what he gave me, he finally gave the rest of my shit, and I had to walk home in the puring rain that was up to my ancles by this point.
MittZombie
Bluelighter
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Just waiting on these guys can be hard enough. I know they got 10 other guys like me on their run that they got to deal with, calling all the time. But it sux on my end of the phone too.
When they say10 minutes, I figure it won't more than a hour.
If they say 30 mins, it could be all day
If I was a dealer I'd tell everyone I'll be there in 2 hrs and then actually show up in 20 mins. They'd all be so happy. They would hug me, feed me
When they say10 minutes, I figure it won't more than a hour.
If they say 30 mins, it could be all day
If I was a dealer I'd tell everyone I'll be there in 2 hrs and then actually show up in 20 mins. They'd all be so happy. They would hug me, feed me
^my old dealer was like he. hell he'd beat me to the spot and call ME asking where I was and would wait for me, or hide it so I can pick it up and pay later (good dude).
ohshea
Bluelighter
I hate female dealers!! Theyre dumb and whack and think they are bad bitches!!
serenafails
Bluelighter
All my dealers have always had HORRIBLE time management skills, I just don't understand it.. well except my old opana dealer who was always upfront and honest about how long he would be, he would deliver and was actually HONEST about when he left his house.. but then the opana change happened..fml.
My heroin dealer now is nice, but has a BADDD sense of time, I actually hung out with her today for like an hour for the first time, when we usually just leave as soon as we get the product. But she usually takes a long while to text back, and when she does, my boyfriend and I are still waiting outside her door for like 10 minutes still in the cold.
Oh well, at least I get what I want
My heroin dealer now is nice, but has a BADDD sense of time, I actually hung out with her today for like an hour for the first time, when we usually just leave as soon as we get the product. But she usually takes a long while to text back, and when she does, my boyfriend and I are still waiting outside her door for like 10 minutes still in the cold.
Oh well, at least I get what I want
Seyer
Bluelight Crew
It seems to depends on the product. Ive had a female LSD and Ketamine dealer, she was awesome and we tripped a few times together. Smoked together all the time too. Ive had a female Cocaine dealer and she had no knowledge of how to profit from Cocaine, but on the other hand she also sold Heroin and made so much fucking money from it. I never understood her. Both her products sucked, so I chucked her number out the window within 5 purchases in the span of 3 months.
i lost 1500 bucks working with these brothers who never fucked me over, i even threw down the same amount before and they came through. scandalous.
one dude would run down to cali (from pnw) where his bro ran a lab of some sort. worked so many times. was such an awesome hook. i send the money down, and the shit never came back up. needless to say im out of the game.
one dude would run down to cali (from pnw) where his bro ran a lab of some sort. worked so many times. was such an awesome hook. i send the money down, and the shit never came back up. needless to say im out of the game.
Haha I love reading other people's frustrations with their dealers. It is so true though these motherfuckers don't have any sense of time it's rediculous. But anyways I just wanted to stop in and share a song you would all relate with called Weed Man by Paranoid Castle. It's pretty hilarious. It's on YouTube.
verso
Bluelighter
I gotta bitch about this guy for just a second... he takes forever to show up, forever, but his dope is really good and so it's usually worth waiting for; also, well, sometimes he's relatively quick (20 minutes or so as opposed to the more lengthy 45 minutes to an hour).
I called him up the other day, having not yet left my house, and placed my order. He told me that he was going to jump in the shower, and so give him 15 or 20 minutes.
I told him sure, no problem, so we left my house about 5 minutes later and arrived in his part of town about 15 - 20 minutes later. I called him up, and he told me, "almost, man, almost..."
I kept calling him every 15 minutes, and he eventually got mad at me, like, "dude how long does it take YOU to take a shower? huh?" I explained to him that it has been an hour, to which he replied "no way."
So, an hour later... we got our dope. Took FOREVER...
I called him up the other day, having not yet left my house, and placed my order. He told me that he was going to jump in the shower, and so give him 15 or 20 minutes.
I told him sure, no problem, so we left my house about 5 minutes later and arrived in his part of town about 15 - 20 minutes later. I called him up, and he told me, "almost, man, almost..."
I kept calling him every 15 minutes, and he eventually got mad at me, like, "dude how long does it take YOU to take a shower? huh?" I explained to him that it has been an hour, to which he replied "no way."
So, an hour later... we got our dope. Took FOREVER...
Only have dealt with two bad dealers
1. Whinges that i score of other people, yet they are never on. Always used to call them first and get the usual "Nah sorry, tomorrow".
2. When I was younger and knew no better, I had a regular dealer that used to sell good weed, but would get too lazy to sell sometimes and id have to chuck an extra $10 his way to meet me out the front of his. Also whenever i had to go pick up from his mates house there would be this junky smacking out, she would always try and hit me up for money or a lift somewhere...
So glad all that is in the past
1. Whinges that i score of other people, yet they are never on. Always used to call them first and get the usual "Nah sorry, tomorrow".
2. When I was younger and knew no better, I had a regular dealer that used to sell good weed, but would get too lazy to sell sometimes and id have to chuck an extra $10 his way to meet me out the front of his. Also whenever i had to go pick up from his mates house there would be this junky smacking out, she would always try and hit me up for money or a lift somewhere...
So glad all that is in the past
Too many doses
Bluelight Crew
I was reading this thread waiting on the delivery man. I wish they did the if it ain't here in 30 its free like dominos used to do lol. I can't bitch about this guy but we've all been there. IME flaky dealers are flakes IRL everyday situations also.