The Joke Thread

[parttime crackhead]

What? I dont get it.... Is that the point of the joke to be vague? Maybe I'll re read it when im sober.Dammit now imgonna be thinkin about that all day.

I think the joke was supposed to be:

A viagra truck was robbed today, police are urging the public to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals.

Still shite but at least it makes sense.

 

[boredhubb67]

whats brown and sits on the wall?



Humties dump!!!!!

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

i went to a zoo
it only had a dog
it was a shitzu

 

[blauwelichten]

Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?????????

A= It only takes 1 nail to hang a picture of Jesus

fail....Jesus was crucified not hanged

 

[Part Time Junkie]

fail....Jesus was crucified not hanged

I think they mean how Jesus was nailed to the cross. If I'm wrong then yes epic fail lol

Right crap joke alert haha...

Q: What do you call a funny terrorist?

A: Osama bin Laughing!

 

[swedger77]

did you hear about the musician who found a trumpet growing in his garden?

he root-it-it-oot

 

[scrooloose]

AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!! hahhhhahha,the worse they get,the funnier they are!!

 

[jabbajosh]

Why does noddy have a bell on his hat?

'cos he's a cunt!

 

[parttime crackhead]

Haha, that trumpet joke is one of my favourite classic shite jokes. Belter

 

[blauwelichten]

I think they mean how Jesus was nailed to the cross. If I'm wrong then yes epic fail lol

Right crap joke alert haha...

Q: What do you call a funny terrorist?

A: Osama bin Laughing!

made me laugh

 

[muttonchops]

Why does the Pope like Rice Krispies? Because they go Snap, Crackle and Pope!

NSFW:

Ha! I'm kidding, he uses them to trap kids.

 

[Acid4Blood]

Man found dead in his ice-cream van covered in hundreds & thousands.

Police reckon he topped himself.

 

[Part Time Junkie]

Haha cheers!

Man found dead in his ice-cream van covered in hundreds & thousands.

Police reckon he topped himself.

LOL that made me chuckle!

 

[Part Time Junkie]

made me laugh

Haha cheers!

Man found dead in his ice-cream van covered in hundreds & thousands.

Police reckon he topped himself.

LOL that made me chuckle!

 

[Don Luigi]

Here's a few I've heard over the past few weeks:

What do you get when you cross a nudist with a pig?

Streaky Bacon.
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What do you get when you cross an artist with a policeman?


A brush with the law.

 

[cletus]

I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery.

I've had it right up to here with them.

 

[swedger77]

how do you turn a fox into an elephant?

marry her

 

[swedger77]

What do you call an Indian Elvis impersonator?

Jamal Shookup

 

[tambourine-man]

Why does the Pope like Rice Krispies? Because they go Snap, Crackle and Pope!

NSFW:

Ha! I'm kidding, he uses them to trap kids.

Did you know that an anagram of 'Pope Benedict' is... Epic Bent Pedo?

 

[cletus]

Not really a joke, but it made me smile