A rabbit walks into a bar and he is starving!
He asks the barman if there is any food;
The barman replies; "errrm, I've got nuts but we don't serve food I'm afraid."
The rabbit protests; "But I'm STAAAARVING!!! and I'm allergic to nuts!!! Please you must have something!?!"
The barman has a kind heart and decides to help out the poor starving rabbit; "I'll ask the mrs if she can whip something up for you mate."
After speaking with his wife the barman says to the rabbit; "She'll do you a toastie if you like, ham or cheese."
"Joy!" the rabbit shrieks with rabbity excitement! "Now which to choose... What would you recommend?"
"Well both are good" says the barman.
"hmmmm... I'll have cheese then please, I am a fan of dairy. But can I try the ham another day?" says the rabbit.
"Of course!"replies the barman.
So the next day the rabbit returns for his ham toastie and thinks it is just as good as the cheese one; "WOW! that was amazing!" exclaimed the rabbit.
"Any chance I can have anotherone tomorrow please? I've got no more food left after they closed the lettuce farm..."
The barman is hesitant at first but his wife takes pity on the rabbit and insists that he come back for a toastie everyday.
The rabbit is overcome with emotion, "NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN SO KIND!! Thank you so much, I'll do something to make it up to you I promise!!"
So the next day the rabbit returns for his daily toastie; "Which flavour would you like?" says the barman.
"Oooooh! I can't decide I like both equally!!" says the rabbit.
"Could I have a half and half please?"
"Sure!" says the barman.
The rabbit munches happily on his toastie then promptly dies.
At the gates of rabbit heaven rabbit St Peter enquires as to how the rabbit (lets call him Steve) died.
"Mixing my toasties" says Steve
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