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A black man is talking to a doctor , whilst jogging on the spot , he says "doctor you have to help me , I can't stop jogging"

The doctor puts a line of white powder along his desk and says "snort that up"!

He does this and immediatly stops jogging and says "thanks 'doc', that worked a treat and was great shit too ! Was that Cocaine" ?

The doctor replies "No , that was Persil detergent , it stops colours running"!


I'm not racist but that one is a cracker!
 
Two couples go away for the weekend. The guys, Steve & Bill, decide to try & persuade their wives to partner swap for the night, agreeing that if they succeed they'll come down to breakfast the next day & tap their teaspoon on the side of their coffee mug to denote the amount of times that they did it with each other's wives.

After several drinks that night they succeed & Steve skips upstairs knowing it's his wife's time of the month, so he got one over on Bill.

The next morning at breakfast a smug Steve proudly taps his teaspoon three times against his coffee mug. After a brief moment of thinking, Bill yawns, picks up his teaspoon, taps it once on the jam & three times on the Nutella. :D
 
captain codshit said:
a black man is talking to a doctor , whilst jogging on the spot , he says "doctor you have to help me , i can't stop jogging"

the doctor puts a line of white powder along his desk and says "snort that up"!

He does this and immediatly stops jogging and says "thanks 'doc', that worked a treat and was great shit too ! Was that cocaine" ?

The doctor replies "no , that was persil detergent , it stops colours running"!


i'm not racist but that one is a cracker!
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lol :!
 
What do you get when cross a paedo and a pirate? Arrrrrrr Kelly.


What do you call a Russian prostitute? Onya Backyabitch

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Currynation street

Ahmed-dale

Bollyoaks

Home & Bombay

Pakorama

Middle Eastenders

Britains got Taliban

Youve been Bombed

Big Buddah

Postman Pak

Im an immigrant get me into here

…and for our Israeli friends, Scooby Jew
 
How do you get 500 jews in a beetle?

2 in the front, 3 in the back, 495 in the ash tray.

Rubbish joke.
 
Wibble - Whats that suppose to mean exactly? They are jokes, and theres plenty of ones in this thread that are exactly the same. It is a joke.. nothing more!

To be honest i don't get what your problem is, have i done something? Like the other night that thread that got deleted. There have been plenty of other people who have posted similar and it usually stays up for a while before getting merged. And my reply to Link the other night, was only my opinion in the interest of his health and was said nicely. Maybe i'm getting it wrong, but the way you've come across in a few replies lately makes me think otherwise. So if there is a problem i'd like to hear it please..
 
She didnt delete your thread, I moved it to the fucked thread cause thats where it belonged.

Starting a sentence with "I'm not racist but" is generally used by people to behave in a racist manner.
 
threads like that only stay around a while when there's no mods online :D
 
Fair do's but just seems like replies i've pissed her of somehow. Which if i have done i'm sorry, but i'd like to know why :)

And the but, would be the important part, because i thought it was funny. ;)
 
As said I had nothing to do with your thread being moved (I even explained to you where it had been moved to and why), but even if I had you've no cause to get uppity about it because it was a gibberings type thread and we already have a thread for that. You've been here long enough and you know the rules and you know that any modding that is done is not done to cause offense.

Yeah sure you're reply to link was civil but sometimes there's not much point pointing out someone has made a bit of a mistake when they know that already and know why.

As for my post here, well whore covered it already.
 
Fair enough sorry about that. Was still wrecked and my mate had left so was just looking for some chat as there weren't many of my mates on msn. As for Link i wasn't pointing out he made a mistake at all, just giving him some advice, that was all.

Also the .... made me think you were trying to say i'm a racist, which i am not. Theres plenty of other people who have posted the same sort of stuff.
 
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Evad said:
threads like that only stay around a while when there's no mods online :D
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yep, there is no cooling off period for shit threads. :D

if they don't get dealt with quickly, it usually means the mods are in bed. plus shambles being offline is a massive hole in our coverage at the moment, we don't have vampire hours being policed. ;)
 
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Also the .... made me think you were trying to say i'm a racist, which i am not. Theres plenty of other people who have posted the same sort of stuff.
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Was just a joke mate because you posted 2 borderline jokes within a few posts of themselves and the last one in particular was actually awful. Srsly though it was just intended as a joke, i'm not trying to make you out as a racist.
 
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