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The Joke Thread

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^Do women go shopping because they love the cock so much?

If that's true about Iceland, I'm surprised spadey bothered going to Australia :D
 
New Fragrances out for this Christmas

Decomposure, by Jade Goody
Last Dance, by Patrick Swayze
Touch of Youth, by Micael Jackson
Just For Men, by Stephen Gateley
Breathless, by Farrah Fawcett
Missing You, by Kate McCann
Vacancy, by Boyzone.
 
Dedicated to felix and his dildo woes:

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device ... a dildo! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I’ll explain the toy ... you explain the kids."
 
My ex's 6 year old daughter told me this last night, had me in stitches.

knock knock
who's there?
Egbert!
Egbert who?
Egg but but no bacon



Yes, she did say but twice.
 
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Policeman on his horse says to a little girl on her bike " Did Santa get you that?" "Yes" replies the little girl. "Well tell Sant to put a reflector light on it next year" and fined her £5. The little girl looked up at the Policeman and said "Nice horse you've got there - Did Santa bring you that?" The Policeman chuckes and replies " He sure did!!" "Well" said the little girl "next year, tell Santa the fucking' Dick goes under the horse, not on it!"
 
whats the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute



a prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again..
 
SO those weren't just words to you addled mind then?

I should look for serial killer jokes really but I can't be arsed as I have to leave this plane of existence soon.
To watch Tru Blood no doubt.
 
Tru blood channel 4 10pm, unfortunately its about episode 9 now, but its correct.There's death and sex and drugs and drugs and sex and death.......what I was hoping for your little get together infact....hohohoho..no death really as its bad.
 
Why don't black people go on cruises?

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Their not falling for that one again!


:o
 
Why are women like parking spaces?

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When all the good ones are taken you just sneak into a disabled


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