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Q: Whats pink and smells of Holly?

A: Ian Huntleys cock.

Q: Whats orange and looks good on a hippy?

A: Fire.

Q: Whats orange and black and looks good on a paki?

A: a rottweiler.
 
Why did the mexican push is wife off a cliff?

Te--quil--a (read -to kill her)......

yes i could hear tumbleweed blowing past when i first heard this to.


And theres more....

Whats the difference between sir alex ferguson and james brown ?

fergusun was still playing giggs after christmass =D
 
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I like that!

lady go's to the doctor and says hey doc, i think you got me on the wrong hormones, I'm starting to growing hair on my chest . The doctor says ,well how much hair you growin, she says , down to my balls!, thats another thing we gotta talk about.
 
q. Whats the difference between gary glitter and acne ?.........


a. acne waits until your fourteen for it to come all over your face ! =D
 
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him.....

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

[courtesy of bedouin at psy-forum]
 
not sure if this one has appeared before. you've got to have a sense of humour like mine to find this funny.




2 bee keepers are chatting over champagne at the annual bee keeping convention in London.

'I've got 1 million bees in 50 hives' says one excited bee keeper

'I've got 50 million bees in 1 hive' the other replies


'50 million bees.....in only one hive!!!!!??????' the first asks in utter shock

NSFW:
'aye, they're only fucking bees.' the other replies calmly.
 
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