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Brownz said:
Racist, not funny, mods please warn. Thanks
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So the Jewish and the Baby joke were ok but the black guy joke was out of order? You're nuts mate!
 
MrMoss said:
So the Jewish and the Baby joke were ok but the black guy joke was out of order? You're nuts mate!
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+1, atleast someone gets it :-)

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Whats blue & black and hates sex.


The 9 year old in my trunk
 
Fuck it. Fuck it, sorry if I rattled a cage, I dont care really that much anyway I just felt like being a cocky cunt ;)
 
^yeh, but seriously have a look at the joke, it does imply that you would normally drown black people.
 
lighten up... drowning black people is no more/less funny than raping a baby ;)
 
Fact of the matter is racism is one of the most socially unacceptable things of today. On a public message board what would a black person think if he/she read that. They would feel unwelcome and intimidated. Im ending this discussion now because I thought I was doing the right thing. Jesus christ almighty!
 
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Ok then auraithx, Post that joke somewhere else on bluelight, and see if you dont get warned. Or type the word nigger. Get back to me if you aint banned.
 
he wouldn't be, just let it go. I think sometimes things can be funny because they're a taboo, black jokes can be funny in the same way rape jokes can. Not because of any hateful motive but because of how shocking they are.
 
As a matter of fact evad, I wasnt really that bothered at all about the joke. I just thought I was saying the right thing, but obviously im wrong so end of discussion.
 
Jokes that are funny because they're lame:

It's black and when it falls out of a tree your TV is broken... YOUR TV!

It's red and when you get it in your eye you're dead... A TGV(highspeedtrain)!

Why does the president of the USA have a red phone? To make phonecalls!

What did Hitler say when going to his tank? "I'm going to my tank!"

How do you kill a red elephant? Shoot it with a red elephant-gun

How do you kill a blue elephant? Hit it till it sees red and then shoot it with a red elephant-gun

How do you kill a green elephant? Strangle it till it sees blue, hit it till it sees red and then shoot it with a red elephant-gun

How do you kill a yellow elephant? Idiot, yellow elephants don't even exist!
 
The worlds leading expert on wasps is walking past a record shop when he notices 'The World of Wasps' soundtrack in the window.

Intrigued, he goes inside and asks if he can listen to it. Dropping the needle onto the record he's confronted by a loud buzzing sound which he doesn't recognise as that of any known wasp.

The next track is the same as is the next track after that and he still doesn't recognise the buzzing sounds as that of a wasp.

He returns the record to the counter and tells the store owner that his faith in his wasp expertise has been shattered as he doesn't recognise ANY of the wasp sounds.

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"Oh, don't worry" says the shop owner - "you must have been playing the Bee side".
 
Ernestrome said:
The worlds leading expert on wasps is walking past a record shop when he notices 'The World of Wasps' soundtrack in the window.

Intrigued, he goes inside and asks if he can listen to it. Dropping the needle onto the record he's confronted by a loud buzzing sound which he doesn't recognise as that of any known wasp.

The next track is the same as is the next track after that and he still doesn't recognise the buzzing sounds as that of a wasp.

He returns the record to the counter and tells the store owner that his faith in his wasp expertise has been shattered as he doesn't recognise ANY of the wasp sounds.

NSFW:
"Oh, don't worry" says the shop owner - "you must have been playing the Bee side".
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LOL
 
Thor (the god of thunder) one day decided he was bored of shagging goddesses and instead hankered for some human loving. So he traveled down to earth and found himself a beautiful young woman. They made love all night long, all the next morning, that night and further still into the morning after.

Pleased with his new conquest Thor made his way back to the heavens where he boasted to all the other gods about his exploits. On hearing his story Zeus (yes, classics pedants, Odin) informed Thor that human women can't take that much sex, that he must go back down to earth and apologise immediately.

Thor makes his way back to the womans house and rings the bell, after a while the door opens and there she stands looking shattered, Thor says very apologetically "I'm sorry about our love session lasting quite that long, you see I'm Thor".

"You're Thor?" she says, "I can hardly f**king pith!"
 
A word of caution. I recently returned from Texas, where I got into a bit of an altercation in a bar. I walked in and asked for a cock sucking cowboy. I had heard they went down really good in those parts, so I was pretty excited.

Before I knew it, the bartender brings me some butterscotch and Irish cream drink, and I just lost it, probably said and did a few things I shouldn't have. See, all I wanted was a blowjob from redneck!
 
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