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The Joke Thread - Try and make it funny, eh?

Person 1: My Dog has no nose
Person 2: How does he smell?
Person 1: Terrible


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http://www.facebook.com/OverheardAtOxegen?sk=wall

Some exceptionally funny happenings from the Oxegen festival the weekend :)

Guy 1: Jesus lad, look at yer one..... You'd give her some go wouldn't ya!

Guy 2: listen lad , there's only 2 women in this world I wouldn't ride, me mother, and one of my sisters
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Lad:Garda can I use your phone?
Garda:For what?
Lad:To order Yokes?
Garda: hahahaha here ya go.
Lad:Joxer where will i meet ya 2 get these?
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ChainsawWilliams said:
http://www.facebook.com/OverheardAtOxegen?sk=wall

Some exceptionally funny happenings from the Oxegen festival the weekend :)
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Hahaha.

You should see the Facebook groups from TITP.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Losing-your-hand-at-T-in-the-Park/162954590441707

For those of you without Facebook, here's the highlights...

NSFW:
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Folk are shouting that the second picture is actually from Oxygen. Still hilarious though. Yellow Poncho Guy is a legend. The bird looks brutal.

I don't know how the guy in the first picture managed to get in about a bird before some cunt took his dial off for sporting those fucking stupid wellies
 
Haha seen them pictures on Facebook, sure I saw another with some girl spreadin em and some lad having an early breakfast, might have been from a different festival though, and that girl on that second picture is is absolutely honking.
 
cletus said:
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:

'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running, but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.'
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hahahahahaha! :D:D:D
 
one of my mates is a bit of a pikey.he was telling me there are only 2 women in the world he would not ride.

his mother and one of his sisters.
 
What's the difference between Prince William and a Polar Bear ?

Prince William had to get married before he could eat a posh fanny. 8o
 
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