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The Joke Thread - Try and make it funny, eh?
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StoneHappyMonday
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Onward Christian soldiers, marching as to war, with the cross of Jesus, going on before
Sorry wcote, your point was?
bogman
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whats the difference between Maggie Thatcher and the queen, hopefully a few days.
mickeyfinn79
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How do you stop a dog humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its cock
What do you call a midget Mexican hooker?
Cuntswaylow
Pick it up and suck its cock
What do you call a midget Mexican hooker?
Cuntswaylow
RLP
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Saville and Thatcher... Good year for miners.
gayorstraight
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What's brown and sticky?
knock
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Is it a twig?
gayorstraight
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Nah, a stick.
Ok, you may have twig. Although, the joke would be: "what's brown and twiggy?"
Ok, you may have twig. Although, the joke would be: "what's brown and twiggy?"
Mailmonkey
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I hate this thread. It's full of really shit, or really offensive "jokes".
knock
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Jokes are shit. Wit is superior.
If only I had some
If only I had some
gayorstraight
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Oi! My joke is great thanks
K88ABY
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Oh didnt anybody read the link I posted a few pages back....? It might be old news around here, I have no idea. I'd be surprised if it hasn't done the rounds already, but that DONTEVENREPLY.COM is the funniest thing I have seen on the net in years. E-mails from an asshole. Sorry if I am posting old news, but if it makes one person laugh it won't have been a complete waste of time.
http://dontevenreply.com/
http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84 <----That one is the funniest I think out of all of them.
On a similar note... http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/magazine/2011/04/MissingMissy.pdf
http://dontevenreply.com/
http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84 <----That one is the funniest I think out of all of them.
On a similar note... http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/magazine/2011/04/MissingMissy.pdf
knock
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Mailmonkey
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Your time...it was not wasted.that's fucking funny. thanks!
Christ you're a creepy fucker.... Leave her alone.
knock
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Cynic.
K88ABY
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Have you read Missing Missy yet?? ffs - HAH! Oh I'm glad if you're being serious, that dude always puts a smile on my face. Have you checked out the archive - there's shit loads on there. It's obviously craigslist isn't it that he's prowling. There's one about a serious document that had my sides hurting when I read it.
EDIT http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=91
EDIT http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=91
Mailmonkey
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K88ABY
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I lost it at "Still thirsty for justice"......
When you have time though, you've got to check out the archive. There are so many.
When you have time though, you've got to check out the archive. There are so many.
jollypecker
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ive a couple hope they haven't been used did have a look ,anyway
The tax inspector goes to see a rabbi when he gets there he asks how they support themselves and their church well we rely on a lot of donations which are all logged and legal as you can see in the paperwork,ok I see you use a lot of candles must be very wasteful ,the rabbi says yes but every year we send away all the last bits we couldn't use and they send us back new candles fom all the old bits so we save money there , all these religious books must cost a lot and what happens when all this leaflets and calenders go out of date hoping to catch the rabbi out for wasting stuff and not paying tax on it ,well the rabbi says we send em to paper mill and they send us back new paper for writing on and making new leaflets etc with , the taxmans getting frustrated he cant find any way to trip up the rabbi so he says what happens with all the foreskins you have leftover from all the young boys circumcisions ,well the rabbi says they are recycled too ,the taxman looks puzzled and says impossible, well the rabbi says we save themup in a bag and once a year we send them to the tax office and they send us a dick to check us out evey year .
also lance Armstrong shouldn't be stripped of his medals he should get another one,fuck I couldn't even go my bike when I was on drugs let alone win the tour de france!
The tax inspector goes to see a rabbi when he gets there he asks how they support themselves and their church well we rely on a lot of donations which are all logged and legal as you can see in the paperwork,ok I see you use a lot of candles must be very wasteful ,the rabbi says yes but every year we send away all the last bits we couldn't use and they send us back new candles fom all the old bits so we save money there , all these religious books must cost a lot and what happens when all this leaflets and calenders go out of date hoping to catch the rabbi out for wasting stuff and not paying tax on it ,well the rabbi says we send em to paper mill and they send us back new paper for writing on and making new leaflets etc with , the taxmans getting frustrated he cant find any way to trip up the rabbi so he says what happens with all the foreskins you have leftover from all the young boys circumcisions ,well the rabbi says they are recycled too ,the taxman looks puzzled and says impossible, well the rabbi says we save themup in a bag and once a year we send them to the tax office and they send us a dick to check us out evey year .
also lance Armstrong shouldn't be stripped of his medals he should get another one,fuck I couldn't even go my bike when I was on drugs let alone win the tour de france!
