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The Joke Thread - Try and make it funny, eh?

Strungout's 'jokes' are a waste of space. The only (extremely childish) pleasure anyone could derive from them is in uttering a combination of words which might slightly rile some people.
 
Americans: Iran and Iraq are countries, not Apple products, so say their names properly.
Made me chuckle
 
Not sure if anyone has heard about that Felix geez who jumped from the edge of space? Real down to earth guy i hear.
 
Snakes said:
Not sure if anyone has heard about that Felix geez who jumped from the edge of space? Real down to earth guy i hear.
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Brilliant!

Mailmonkey said:
are strungout's jokes allowed?
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They're a bit tasteless but i'm sure meant in good humor and not intentionally posted to be offensive, some people like jokes like that (i'm not a huge fan but clever 'controversial' jokes or whatever they're meant to be called make me laugh sometimes)

Lets not turn eadd into a politically-correct-gone-mad place
 
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I wasn't calling for them to be banned or even saying that he's a wathitht, I just think they aren't funny and are kinda mean-spirited. I definitely wouldn't say they were clever, fuck no.

That Felix one's great.
 
shoot me at dawn if you wish

i think "grow a fringe" used on its own among mates is fine, it's a bit like saying get some eyebrows and eyelashes to my ginger bro.

anyway, no derailing the thread.

Mr. spud was marrying off his daughters. the eldest comes along and says "Dad, King Edward has proposed, do you give us your blessing?"
"Of course Maris, royalty in the family, off you go"
the 2nd daughter, marfona comes along and says "oooh dad jersey royal wants to marry me, is that ok?"
"well my precious, he's a little bit small, but two royal sons in law, of course!"
the youngest daughter, Dublin Queen comes home with a ring on her finger and a man on her arm.
Her father looks at him and says, "JOHN MOTSON! You can't marry him;he's a common tayta.!"
 
funny because it's... oh hang on
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I got stung by a bee last week. Twenty quid for a jar of honey.
 
It's best when you just drop it into conversation as people tend to express surprise and concern and then you've GOT THEM...their groans are all the louder for having been tricked into hearing a truly awful gag. :D

I did have a follow-up but I can't remember it now. <racks brains>
 
A woman got breast implants made of wood the other day.
It would be funny if this joke has a punch line.

Wooden tit!!
 
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