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The Joke Thread - Try and make it funny, eh?

I texted my boss, "What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?" He answered, "I don't know."

I replied, "I'm not coming in this morning."
 
A 'Scottish' joke I heard recently.......

What's the difference between Bing Crosby & Walt Disney?

Bing sings & Walt disney!
 
Yeah, it was me. The post seemed to be addressed to me as well.

What was the purpose of said post, if you don't mind me asking? Just seemed like an excuse to shoehorn in a few 'naughty' words to me.
 
I've never posted those words to the best of my knowledge. Not even in the name of irony. If you can furnish me with the details of when I supposedly did (Google is your friend - I can't be bothered wasting the time) then I'll welcome any discussion in another thread.

Are you quite finished now? Can we get back to jokes?

EDIT: Found it. Quite blatantly ironic. Unless it were levelled at somebody of remarkably-mixed ethnicity. And seeing as two of those ethnicities are part of my own - get over it.
 
ha hha haaha right,i'm off round me neighbours for coffee,she got big tits and sometimes let's me massage them fo free!!!!!!!!!! no joke!

i really can't be bothered (not about her tits)..to reply.......................:?very confused.
 
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A Glasgow man living in Amsterdam goes in2 a brothel & asks 4 the fattest, ugliest girl they have, with the saggiest tits & a fanny like a vandalised bus seat. The Madam says,"R we feelin kinky 2nite sir?" He replied,"No, just fuckin homesick!"
 
I've found it really difficult getting over my addiction to the Hokey cokey.

But I've turned myself around and that's what it's all about...
 
^ lolz

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck!

boohooo! haha :o
 
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
 
atm23 said:
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
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How dare you move into my worst jokes ground Mr atm23 :p

How many Romulans does it take to change a light bulb?
500. One to screw in the bulb & 499 to blow up the ship out of shame.
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I dare to tread;)

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, one to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
 
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