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The Joke Thread - Try and make it funny, eh?

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Took me a minute to get it then I realized yous guys call em chips we call em fries. LMFAO
 
At age 4 success is not pissing your pants
At age 12 success is having friends
age 16 success is having a drivers licence
age 18 success is having sex
age 30 success is having money
age 50 success is having money
at age 60 success is having sex
At 70 success is having a drivers licence
at 75 success is having friends
at age 80 success is not pissing yourself
 
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?

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She had mittens =D
 
Choose Your Own Punchline, an experimental joke concept

A bloke walks into a shop called Planet Bong. He steps past a rack of tie-dyed T-shirts to the counter; through the glass top of which are visible many different packets of rolling papers, roach tips, hash pipes and gauzes. He calls out to the tattooed, dreadlocked female assistant; who is standing in front of a poster with an anthropomorphic, rastafarianised alien accepting a suspicious hand-rolled cigarette from a human hand whose owner is out-of-frame and saying "TAKE ME TO YOUR DEALER",

"Excuse me, miss, " asks the man, nervously, "is this a head shop?"

Ending 1:
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"Why, yes," says the shop assistant.

"Good," says the customer, "I'd like twenty quid's worth of head, please!"


Ending 2:
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"Indeed not, Sir. This is a New Age Gift Emporium," says the shop assistant, indignantly.

"Well, that's buggered that punchline, hasn't it?" says the customer.
 
Proton walks into a bar, orders a shot.
Has a couple more and bartender offers him one more.

I should be good
You sure?
Proton's like, yeh man, im positive
 
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Haah! %)


Drug Forum quality joke

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

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Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...
=D
 
I recently removed the shell off my racing snail to see if it would be any faster....




If anything it just made it more sluggish.
 
Last night I was set upon by 3 guys down an alley, I managed to knock one out....Not the best time for a wank I know, but it could have been my last
 
GAS WHO?

I did Nazi this coming! This takes me out of mein kampfert zone anne frankly it should go no fuhrer!

* Disclaimer - I do not not in anyway support or condone the actions of Adolf Hitler or the Nazi party during WW2.
 
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