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gardenlane said:
I don't think he'll fall into the crumpet trap!
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Show him a pic of those shoes and he'll just be asking of you want jam on them :D

I tend to exceed to all such requests from Mrs A with or without shoe pics, I'd wager Don may be just as compliant, if he tries to resist suggest pikelets instead ...works everytime I suspect some kind of NLP effect
 
I doubt the jam will go on the crumpets if he's shown those shoes :P

He'll make me nothing and remind me of the sandwich I never made him!
 
I think it's time for me to attempt to lie down for a bit and at least rest! I wish it was time for tea/coffee!
 
gardenlane said:
I think it's time for me to attempt to lie down for a bit and at least rest! I wish it was time for tea/coffee!
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It is time for snoooozzz <3

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I want a bed like that then I can pretend to be a mermaid!

Thanks allein! I think the birds are conspiring though. Little fuckers.
 
gardenlane said:
That deadly man smell is in the midst? I'm not ashamed to say I love the smell of a man that's been sweaty, not BO it's like a.... manly man smell? Dunno how to describe. But I haf to beg don to shower one night because the chemical/death smell was so outrageous there was no way I was clinging to him lol.

.... not that I cling like I am such a stoic lady.....
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You turncoat, lying bitch 8oYou arrived early last week and I explained that I'd been vaping all day, and trying to make that thing for you as surprise. I further explained that I needed to shower because I'd lost all olfactory identification with my species. Ungrateful, heurr!

I'm officially out of all drugs now and just in time because the shadow men and smoke men are starting to become more determined to get my attention. Good night all <3
 
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Don Luigi said:
I'm officially out of all drugs now and just in time because the shadow men and smoke men are starting to become more determined to get my attention. Good night all <3
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Excuses, excuses, get the to the shops for chilled juice and don't forget the crumpets, personal hygiene is your own business though ;)
 
Don Luigi said:
You turncoat, lying bitch 8oYou arrived early last week and I explained that I'd been vaping all day, and trying to make that thing for you as surprise. I further explained that I needed to shower because I'd lost all olfactory identification with my species. Ungrateful, heurr!

I'm officially out of all drugs now and just in time because the shadow men and smoke men are starting to become more determined to get my attention. Good night all <3
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Ahem! I had to literally lock you out of the room because you kept popping back in to chitter or find something or attempt to take more drugs :P your memory ia flawed it's likely the damage from the stench!
 
I am not sure if it's because I was up all night smoking, or that I am not sure when I ate last but I have been sick as a dog all day. I keep getting quite nauseous! I forgot my water bottle at home and was desperately trying not to vomit on the train. Has eased a little now tho which is good.
 
gardenlane said:
I am not sure if it's because I was up all night smoking, or that I am not sure when I ate last but I have been sick as a dog all day. I keep getting quite nauseous! I forgot my water bottle at home and was desperately trying not to vomit on the train. Has eased a little now tho which is good.
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lack of crumpets ?? did you eat yesterday ?

Puking on the train is proper 'ardcore...respect

Hope you feel better soon :)
 
I didn't eat yesterday. I was working all day then went home and just took drugs and supervised drunken family members and put them to bed.
 
gardenlane said:
I didn't eat yesterday. I was working all day then went home and just took drugs and supervised drunken family members and put them to bed.
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I get an acid stomach doing that, I recommend at least 6 Rennie and a Complan.

I pretty much east 3 meals a day even if I'm on stims, I dont want the food but you can eat it, apologies for the detail but the dead give away of acid stomach for me is the puke is vile bitter burning bile...horrible but my secret formula should see you right in no time :)
 
I've given myself a horrible stomach ulcer before so I'm certainly not looking for another one. I'll have some soup later. Soup is good.
 
Soup is certainly good, I manage to eat these days but back in my days of parties that didnt end till 3pm Sunday I lived on Complan, could face food back then but could force a complan down. I'm sure it helped in both helping me keep a bit of weight on (fuk I was lean back then) and avoiding throwing up. Although in later years MDMA started making me throw up 24 hours after without fail, bit sure why but I had been hammering the stuff for years.

I had a stomach bleed once but it didnt go on so I declined the dreaded camera, a combination of the unexpected run with alcoholism and some dodgy AD they thought woukld be a good idea. I was on some meds but can't recall the name, they came in really big sliver blister packs.

Chicken or Oxtail ?
 
Hmmm, I'm as fucked as one would expect from smoking a potent dopaminergic stimulant religiously since 8pm Thursday. Really ought to reel it in but the most probable likelihood is fiending my way through the last few grams and dealing with the consequential crash at a future point.

I've always been a fiend, no matter the substance, but flooding my system with Dopaminergic ecstasy is certainly the most compulsive experience.
 
Congrats to gardenlane & the don!

Are you hoping for a baby girl or boy?

Once we know the sex when can start a thread and poll baby names.

How exciting.

I suppose there will be a wedding to come too..
 
Oh laugh you funny boy.

Don't scare the Don like that or I'll be getting some liver shots!
 
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