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The EADD Health, Sickness and Pain Thread - share what ails you here.

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swampdragon said:
Complete whinge compared to you guys' actual ailments, but.. somehow I've managed to sprain/pull a muscle in my hand. Occupational hazard of slaving over a computer for many hours of the day.

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Swampdragon, I didn't know Mugs but he made this thread "major or minor" so please don't feel guilty about having a sprain. Although I did not know Mugs but if he titled this major or minor then you've every right to talk or you're pain so please don't feel guilty for doing so, ok. I hope you're better soon.

SHM, I've had a drink so was hard to read that properly n it would not be fair to give you a proper response until I am sober, anyway, as I've told you many time you can E-mail me or PM whatever they call the damn thing I call it E-mail so you know what I mean, I can't begin to imagine what you are going through worrying they will amputate. it's probably not any consulate with me having a disability (visual impairment) I have known people with spine abifita (can't spell it sorry, hope you know what I mean), cerebral palsey, arthrtitus (riddled with it, never felt sorry for herself n died during an operation before becoming 18, and before I had a chance to make amends to her, we fell out). These people live the most productive lives, even better than abed-bodied people. We used to go horse riding n all sorts n apart from seeing the disability I forgot that they actually HAD one. I am thankful that I had a visual impairment because I had the chance to meet such great people, who got on with life n never once felt sorry for themselves AT ALL. We lost a few people on the way, very young they were n there's a hell of a lot to learn from those people because the ones who passed never had self-pity, got on with life, yet had so very little in the means of health n did not live past 21.

SHM, I'm not saying this to you as a guilt trip, I'm saying this to you because you've almost lost so many people n because if worst comes to worst (amputation) you can get through this because you've friends here who love n care for you very much n I'm sure if Knock was here he'd be supporting you too because he cared so very much for the members here. Anyway, I apologise if I've gone on n wrote a novel I hope this has helped in some way n not offended any one as was not the intention.

Evey xxxx

Evey xxxx
 
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Sometimes SHM I don't know what to say or how to respond to posts like yours and I just don't, I say nothing, which is probably worse than me saying something even if that maybe the wrong thing. So just fuck fuckety fucking cunting bollockingbastard whyyyyy do horrible fucking things and situations and nastiness and illness and pain and just shit..just why.Unfair and nothing I can do. <3 <3 <3

Not really in a humorous mood but we try..what else can you do? Copied from the dark world of Face fuck.


Love this Japanese Doctor!
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too. Bottom up!

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.

Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!

Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

AND......

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


yep probably shouldn't have bothered..sorry:(
 
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inflorescence said:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"
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yep. excellent quote by Hunter s thompson
 
Saw my GI doc at the hospital today and his immediate words were "you look like shit". He's admitting me on Tuesday (soonest a bed is available), so that I can get my MRI scan and another scope done quicker - easier to get these things done as an inpatient rather than waiting for outpatients appointments. I'm pleased about this because I wanted a second opinion about how much of my rectal stump remains, I'm not sure whether my original surgeon left too much in which would be the cause of so much colitis based inflammation causing me so much pain.

Sucks to have to take more time off work though. I'm running out of sick days so my options are statutory sick pay (which I can't afford to pay my rent on) or taking holiday days. If this goes on my longer there's quite a high chance I'll lose my job :(
 
I still can't get my head around why SpoutOnSmack was on the verge of getting in on with a hotty then proceeded to get absolutely off his tits while he was in her house.

Priorities son, priorities.

You could of at least waited till you'd had your wicked way!
 
I know I am getting old when I creak when I wake up a cold lasts for 3 months one eye is going blurry, the other can not make out if it is a sheep on the road or a car, my hearing insists I pick things up wrong all the time and my brain is playing catch and getting it wrong. then to top it off it seems I am getting worse with arthritis and my fingers are swollen more often than not. Fed up being sore. Now menopause thrown in for good measure so whilst my fingers are sore and swollen and am having a hot flush I struggle to open the door to let in a breeze. Oh and I broke a tooth on a sweet and my dentist can not fit me in till next Tuesday.
 
tiggerific said:
I know I am getting old when I creak when I wake up a cold lasts for 3 months one eye is going blurry, the other can not make out if it is a sheep on the road or a car, my hearing insists I pick things up wrong all the time and my brain is playing catch and getting it wrong. then to top it off it seems I am getting worse with arthritis and my fingers are swollen more often than not. Fed up being sore. Now menopause thrown in for good measure so whilst my fingers are sore and swollen and am having a hot flush I struggle to open the door to let in a breeze. Oh and I broke a tooth on a sweet and my dentist can not fit me in till next Tuesday.
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Stop whinging you old fart :p
 
inflorescence said:
oh Josh.....you are having it so rough and for so long my heart breaks for you. You do have the option to try and get employment and support allowance when your SSP runs out...sure you know all this but here is a link anyway
http://www.adviceguide.org.uk/wales/work_w/work_time_off_work_e/off_work_because_of_sickness.htm
Is you HR department any good? Unpaid leave clearly not an option with rent etccc
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They're telling me not to worry about it at the moment, which I'm taking to be a good thing.

Bags all packed, got to present at endoscopy at 8.30am tomorrow for the camera up the arse. Then off to get comfortable on my ward bed (bought the softest hoodie I could find today to lounge around in, and slippers because they won't let you wander around in hospital with just your compression socks on, and I left mine at home). Then wait and see what they do next, and how long they take to sort out my MRI. Dreading the MRI because I hate having cannulas (guaranteed to pass out when they put it in, what a wuss), but I am allowed to take my own music, I've got Best of Bonkers Hixxy's Mix :D
 
Of all the music to take...;)

Hope all goes well tho, be thinking about ya. Not specifically your arse but you in general <3
 
snolly said:
Of all the music to take...;)
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Quality choice, I'd recommend Sharkey's mix on Bonkers 'Anarchy in the Universe' for the full on matured experience.

any references to my previous pompous posts about Hardcore will be ignored and disregarded...I thank you

Best wishes to you Josh and hoping the future brings you less arse related medical stuff and a great deal more comfort and good health
 
Had my endoscopy after a nice relaxing dose of fentanyl and midazolam. Doesn't look pretty in there, ulcerated to shit, also the rectal cuff is 6cm long when it should be 2cm (so my surgeon fucked up there), hence all the ulcers. They also mentioned something about a hole in the pouch which I didn't really understand due to being zonked on the midaz. Got MRI at 3pm to see if anything sinister is going on outside the pouch too, so it seems like things are moving pretty quickly. Hopefully a decision about what to do next will happen in a day or two!
 
<3 Josh...sounds absolutely soul destroying...don't let it. Hoping you get quick decisive actions and they fix you properly this time.
 
Capsule endoscopy tomorrow, how cool is that? I wonder if they'll let me have a copy of the footage.
 
Dummy run camera down the hatch. Quite a chunky fucker. Not the easiest thing to swallow. Quicker I can get it out of me the quicker I can swallow the real one and go home!
 
I dunno, I get to swallow a camera and it records it's journey from mouth to arse.

I'd rather that than a gastrostoscopy where they poke it down manually!

Sadly I don't think I get to watch the results though.

Regardless of the results of this I'm getting put on 40mg prednisone, which is what I asked for months ago, but there we are.
 
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