swampdragon
Bluelighter
Both, maybe? I have coca tea but that doesn't seem to work as well on people.Not having a bag of coke? Or not being Nigella?

Both, maybe? I have coca tea but that doesn't seem to work as well on people.Not having a bag of coke? Or not being Nigella?
Positioning of speakers by audiophallic speaker freaks with tape meaures...Men..My man..enough said.
I misread that the first time around... imagining stands/speakers shaped like a giant penis.
Gnarr. I need a mate to stop swanning off abroad at weekends. I need to gossip and he's the only one I tell this sort of shit to. Mmpf.
Yes, romantic surrealism would be appreciated. And also yes, but life is complicated and stuff.Ahh boy talk. U don't need healthy realism you need some rose tinted romantic surrealism.
I thought one was already in a long term relationship with another swamp beast or summit anyways....Not that that should stop the gossip I spose
Nope, never been one for comics other than things like Neil Gaiman's Sandman but I believe those are graphic novels.. The Beano's a bit before my time I'm afraid. :D And I have no idea where I get that from, actually. I just like being expressive.Did you read a lot of comics or something when you were growing upI like all your colourful Gnarrs, Mmpfs, and Pffts, it cant help but remind me of The Beano. Do they still publish that?
Eh, what? You're still in your 20s, aren't you?I wish i were younger and had more courage to seize the moment.