badandwicked
Bluelighter
And i'll slowly learn the ways of 'real coffee' (whats it actually caled? i cba googling it but it cant just be called 'real coffee', is it coffee beans or something?)
you just need to do a lot more Googling CK and then start again from the beginning.
Not saying you have to roast and grind your own coffee beans or anything but you should try and get a basic understanding of how they fit into the process of making coffee and that.

but try to limit the amount I drink as in the past I've lived on the stuff, a diet of coffee and cigarettes was mandatory as a field engineer, back in the day.