The coffee apprecation thread

[Inso]

yeah it's half a cup of froth, but its not a lot of milk at all, I froth all the way till its nearly as stiff as meringue mix..

Ah so its more like a Machiatto, I've had them at Cafe Nero and the like before. All espresso with a bit of milk froth.

I've heard of that hasbean site before, it looks brilliant, I'm going to order a couple of bags and have a go.

I can imagine that preground loses a little but of freshness and the whole ritual thing sounds good, it'll be just like grinding the weed and rolling the spliff etc.

All we have at work is instant coffee - I normally avoid it but was extra tired today and had my first cup of it in months. It was a horrifying experience. I'm thinking of asking around our big managed office building and see who wants to go halfs on a proper coffee machine heh

 

[Furious George]

Was it that Civet shit coffee? most expensive in the world.

It's been through a mammalian digestive tract, from fusty plaque filled mouth, to bilious fruit cocktail guts and rotten methane anus... and Voi la! The worlds best cup of coffee!

 

[brimz]

you and your speed balls. yeh coffee and methadone...had the best rosy glow today...heroin methadone sleep coffee. a lil bit of rest and recuperation after all my hard work

yeah it is a minor speedball . I'm obsessed .

 

[Furious George]

I can imagine that preground loses a little but of freshness and the whole ritual thing sounds good, it'll be just like grinding the weed and rolling the spliff etc.

Honestly, I have developed such a strong association between coffee and weed. Fresh ground coffee smells like a certain type of weed i smoke. When I wake up in the morning I walk downstairs and feed the cats, pick a jar of beans a make a fresh grind and BOOM! the room fills with that amazing smell. Skin up while the kettle boils, foam up some milk. Start the day with an unbelievably delicious coffee and a pure spliff. Ready for anything

 

[parttime crackhead]

I don't know much about coffee other than the fact that cappuccinos, mocca-lattes & whatever other mad shit they sell in Starbucks etc can get to fuck. Straight up black coffee is the only way. I tend to only drink it for effect rather than taste, but I quite like the bitter taste of just pure black coffee.

 

[Mailmonkey]

Honestly, I have developed such a strong association between coffee and weed. Fresh ground coffee smells like a certain type of weed i smoke. When I wake up in the morning I walk downstairs and feed the cats, pick a jar of beans a make a fresh grind and BOOM! the room fills with that amazing smell. Skin up while the kettle boils, foam up some milk. Start the day with an unbelievably delicious coffee and a pure spliff. Ready for anything

this is my life :D

except don't smoke pure weed. And I have a dog to kick as well as feeding the cats.

And this is part of it all, the grinding the beans, it is better...

 

[badandwicked]

Sometimes my mouth waters in bed at night thinking of fresh coffee in the morning.

 

[Inso]

Honestly, I have developed such a strong association between coffee and weed. Fresh ground coffee smells like a certain type of weed i smoke. When I wake up in the morning I walk downstairs and feed the cats, pick a jar of beans a make a fresh grind and BOOM! the room fills with that amazing smell. Skin up while the kettle boils, foam up some milk. Start the day with an unbelievably delicious coffee and a pure spliff. Ready for anything

This man knows the score.

Definitely nothing that can't be faced after that combo :D

Weed and coffee are brilliant together, the coffee irons out the lack of focus from the bud. In the right dosages it leads to Zen Mode

 

[brimz]

I like proper Thai weed or similar with my coffee rather than Hydro stuff.

 

[Furious George]

I like proper Thai weed or similar with my coffee rather than Hydro stuff.

One of my favorates for the morning! I have a bit of Thai at the moment that really does smell like chocolate, hardly any seeds in it (I'm hanging on to them ) perfect gentle lift. If I smoke something heavy I can't get my training in.

 

[brimz]

Chocolate Thai . Nice Oldskool , i smoked bundles of it in California

 

[Furious George]

I'd love to go out to the west coast, not just to sample the weed, but I'd love to get some nice sativas and go running and hiking in Yosamite. They've got some stunning places out there.

Were you out there on a holiday? or work/living?

 

[brimz]

I lived their twice once as a young kid & again when i was 16/17 & my cousin was the same age & we get on so it was pretty cool

I've done Yosemitie , saw a fuk off Bear when i woke up n went to the toilet .

 

[Kronos]

I used to never drink coffee, recently though i've become a right lover, the smell is divine, fuck all you 'real coffee' snobs though haha i get a different brand of instant everytime i pick one up just to see what its like, they all taste pretty similar to me. im not a fan of the thing with the plunger when you press down on it (im a 'coffee noob' so dunno what its called), black instant with 2-3 sugars please :D (and a little dash of cold water), crept up from 1 sugar 3 months back lol

Any amazing instant brands to recommend to me though anyone? the one i've got atm is powder and its shite and weak, i have 2 spoons of it in my cup, i'll get a random granules brand next time for sure

 

[badandwicked]

I used to never drink coffee, recently though i've become a right lover, the smell is divine, fuck all you 'real coffee' snobs though haha i get a different brand of instant everytime

Leave the thread now please, don't make a scene, just go quietly and everyone will forget it ever happened

 

[Mailmonkey]

Leave the thread now please, don't make a scene, just go quietly and everyone will forget it ever happened

Beat me to it bandw :D

but, he's got to be trolling...

the one i've got atm is powder and its shite and weak, i have 2 spoons of it in my cup

 

[badandwicked]

I like the thought of him spooning his instant into a cafetiere though

Iim not a fan of the thing with the plunger when you press down on it

 

[maxalfie]

I'm more of a tea drinker but I love the smell of coffee.
There is a shop in Cambridge that sells proper coffee beans by the sack if you so wish.
The smell from that shop especially in the summer is absolutely amazing.
The coffee has a delicious kind of chocolate aroma to it. Its the kind of place where you could just sit outside the shop and lay back enjoying the tropical scents.

 

[Kronos]

I'm actually not trolling/joking, i've only had 'real coffee' once in my life and it was disgusting, place i volunteer at makes a real coffee brew though i might give it a try if i'm gonna get lynched for sticking to my guns , plus i'm not joking about that powdery instant coffee shite, it was bought during an emergency, can someone recommend me a delicious instant coffee brand for my high class visitors then? And i'll slowly learn the ways of 'real coffee' (whats it actually caled? i cba googling it but it cant just be called 'real coffee', is it coffee beans or something?)

 

[Mailmonkey]

lol @"real coffee" in inverted commas

Troll!

And i'll slowly learn the ways of 'real coffee' (whats it actually caled? i cba googling it but it cant just be called 'real coffee', is it coffee beans or something?)

It's called coffee.

can someone recommend me a delicious instant coffee brand for my high class visitors then?

try "real coffee" instead