Busty St Clare
Ex-Bluelighter
And I fucking hate whinging non-smokers! Been some talk in Melbourne lately about banning smoking at outdoor seating areas at restaurants, cafes, beer gardens etc. Seriously, what a joke. Firstly a lot of the outdoor stuff only sprung up after the indoor smoking bans to cater for smokers but now the whiners think they can take these places too? And if they cry as much about the carcinogens coming from car exhaust then maybe I'll take them seriously. But they don't, so yeah they should probably shut the fuck up! Sit at that kerbside table on a major street full of traffic and breath all that fresh air you morons.
ZOMG people are smoking in open spaces! Evil smokers killing the children! But breathing in the exhaust of the millions of cars in the city, and driving one is OK. (I don't have a car so I can get on my high horse about this)
And pubs suck now. What fun is a pub when you can't smoke?![]()
For me it isn't a health issue, it is the fucking smell. I am killing myself a hundred other shades of Sunday, working in the garden with potting mix and herbicides is not doubt far worse than second hand smoke. When I used to have long hair there was nothing worse than waking up the morning after a night out and smelling stale second hand smoke. Being able to throw the clothes on now days without dry retching is also a god send. Smokers just don't realise how much you stink. I have knocked back very beautiful women because their mouth tastes like an ash tray. You can tell straight away if someone has smoked in a car or building. Car fumes don't linger, and even then how many people can sit directly behind an idling car without feeling sick also? Stale cigarettes is up there with stale piss. The only exception would be the smell of a good cigar (being smoked by a hot chick of course), but even then you are all too much a of a pussy to breath that shit in deeply.
Then there is the litter. If the smell isn't that bad, why the hell don't you put your butts in a little bag and keep them in your pocket? News flash, filters don't miraculously breakdown with a few days, as shown by the overflowing pot plants and gardens around the city. And don't get me started on finding them buried in the sand. Filters are a collection of the shit chemicals even you don't want in your bodies as well as your filthy spit. Charming, just what I want my kids playing with.

Lets face it you are all weak and you have been since Johnny Cool gave you your first puff on the way to school when you were 12. It doesn't even get you high which is the thing I find the most pathetic. I have no problems you smoking outside, but be kind enough to keep it to your self. I use an air freshener after I take a shit, perhaps you could learn from that....
