The cheesiest techno songs of ALL TIME?

[rincewindrocks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPrnduGtgmc

 

[latac]

This is blasphemy!!!
Some one delete "techno" from the title!

 

[ResinTeeth]

Teknopatia

 

[marsmellow]

This is blasphemy!!!
Some one delete "techno" from the title!

Yes. Stop associating the name of techno with the shit in this thread. Most of this is not even close to techno.

Anyway, anything by Scooter. That is about as cheesy as you can find. I feel awkward just listening to stuff like that

 

[marsmellow]

I know it's been mentioned....but we used ta say...

it aint a party till somebody drops Sandstorm! <notice sarcasm>

Sandstorm is good. Not like the other ones in this thread. It's just really played out. Like most songs which get popular...

 

[silentangst]

It doesn't get cheesier than this. Hands up!

 

[AndroidsDreamofBTC]

Alice DJ - Better off alone.

Although deep down everyone knows it's brilliant as fuck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFWFIE__Tio

- Anus

I actually think Alice DJ is pretty decent. I don't know why, maybe it's just nostalgia, but I kinda dig that track...

In a similar vein:

Global Deejays - Sounds of San Francisco

Another quite cheezy track that I can't help but liking. I guess it's something about that sample from that old skul hippie song.

 

[Noodle]

I don't know if this would clear a room in some Jersey shoreside venues, but yeah:

Snap - Rhythm Is A Dancer

:D

 

[AndroidsDreamofBTC]

I don't know if this would clear a room in some Jersey shoreside venues, but yeah:

Snap - Rhythm Is A Dancer

:D

Haha! Nice one! That's one sick track!

 

[StarOceanHouse]

This is as cheesy as you can get

GeoDaSilva - Do It like a truck

 

[n3ophy7e]

Man it does not get any cheesier than Scooter, Dune, Critical Mass, anything on Pengo rekkids, all that oldskool happyhard from the mid-09's
I remember after my first rave, back at my boyfriend's place coming down, he put this song on and I was like crying cos I was so overwhelmed by how good raving was hahahahaha :D
Critical Mass - Happy Generation
Ahhh good times

Oh and has anyone mentioned this?
Rob Gee - Ecstacy You Got What I Need
Man I wanted to punch Rob Gee in the head for this song, but MAAAANNN is it cheesy

 

[AndroidsDreamofBTC]

Oh and has anyone mentioned this?
Rob Gee - Ecstacy You Got What I Need
Man I wanted to punch Rob Gee in the head for this song, but MAAAANNN is it cheesy

Just WOW! This song is just insane! It even has a piano section!

 

[n3ophy7e]

Hahaha oh man, tell me about it! Had you not heard it before? It was all over the mid-to-late-90's rave scene in Sydney :D

 

[StarOceanHouse]

 

[jpgrdnr]

That sweet snacks track is garbage. They're trying to bring back the Chris Sheppard look.....noooooooooo

DJ Sammy - The Boys of Summer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mx-KlL0pZY

Any Euro 80s remix really.

Basshunter while cheese isn't that bad.

whoooa what about this gem:

Lipstick - I'm A Raver
http://www.youtube.com/embed/ix7qeLBWkm4

 

[rexwayne]

I just lol'd a lot to this thread....thank you bluelight

 

[kriscore]

Definitely this

 

[plmar]

this wins hands down goodbye

 

[Noodle]

l.a. Style - james brown is dead:



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[Noodle]