The Caption Game (let's do it properly this time)

[Pleonastic]

"For a long time Metallica has been accused of losing their edge, but now with their latest album even their most loyal fans are deserting them."

 

[rm2x]

"The Amish update their look to ease into the 21st century."

 

[m4dd0g]

In a heroic effort the lads manage to keep a straight face for the camera.
The eye watering stench rising from Aunt Fanny was far more sinister than 'beans for breakfast'.

 

[muzby]

FRONT PAGE OF THE 2006 VON DUTCH CATALOGUE...

expect to see these fashions being worn by everyone at the upcoming fuzzy field day....

 

[0ff1cer_ch0ps]

Dear Mum and Dad... Having a great time with the fuckin yokel exchange student program, Here is a picture with me and the family im with...

Love Lars...

PS... im on the left!

 

[xcidium]

"and they said mixing Mormons, Country music and Church music would never sell!"

"Who said tartan trouser, vested, turtle necked wearing rednecks would never be popular"

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(on a more obbscure note, who's hand is on her shoulder?! it looks out of place )

 

[stepchild]

when cleatus (centre) started sleeping with both trevor (left) and terry (right), he thought he would be tripling his wardrobe over night, unfortunately he soon realised they all owned the same fucking clothes so switched to sleeping with his sister peggy-sue who thankfully enjoyed anal

 

[m4dd0g]

(on a more obbscure note, who's hand is on her shoulder?! it looks out of place )

OMG! - I think it might be a growth.
Shit like that happens to inbreds. Freaks me out *shudder*

(edit: should have mentioned : this was a comment not a caption)

 

[Insanity Overdose]

"Im sooo happy I could shit"

 

[deeCee]

Do you like the threads? God picked them out from Von Dutch

 

[Pleonastic]

LMFAO! How the hell can a winner be singled out this week? They're all fuggen hillarious! :D

(that's a comment, not a caption - in case anyone is trying to figure out what I'm talking about)

 

[josh_nexus]

I have to agree with pleo here, those are all bloody funny.

By the way, am I supposed to pick the winner?

 

[Pleonastic]

Yep, you choose which one you think is best on Sunday, and then the winner posts the next picture.

 

[josh_nexus]

Well it was a tough decision, but with the help of Solipsist I have decided that Pleo's metallica caption is this weeks winner. Runner up was rm2x's Amish gold.

In the end it was an intense love of anything which insults metallica that swayed me.

 

[Pleonastic]

Woo-hoo!!! :D

OK, next weeks:

 

[Doodle]

When Kerry was told that they were going to Africa to look for big nuggets this isn't exactly what she had in mind.

 

[maxload]

Barb was relieved that Ganesh only had multiple sets of arms.

 

[che_melbourne]

and you thought your job was full of shit

 

[ozbreaker]

It was then that jane realised that if she kept taking shit from a pachiderm for much longer she would lose street-cred and the respect of her crew.

 

[xcidium]

"Wow what a shitty job"
"Hey, at least it's not the Elephant Sperm Collection position"