The Caption Game (let's do it properly this time)

[maxload]

*In German accent*
"We do not hurt our friends Chucky!"

 

[swifty]

"what are you gonna do for a face when that monkey wants his bum back"

 

[Pop Popavich]

"The big'uns haven't discovered that I cloned myself yet. Now is the time to strike! You run interference while I get in position, this place will be ours in no time!"

 

[xcidium]

"Look into my eyes! Look DEEP into my eyes, you are feeling sleepy......"

 

[electreauxbella]

"mirror mirror on the wall, who's the baldest of them all?"

 

[ozbreaker]

'What do you mean it's going to be at least 12 years before either of us gets laid?'

 

[pl4yer0ne]

As the security photgraphs show, the baby Michael was responsible for the dolls messed pants.
"We had no idea how the dolls pants kept filling up with poo, it was amazing to find that the baby was doing it. Apparently he didnt want to be a "smelly baby" anymore."

 

[m4dd0g]

*Insert end* -> *bump*

decide tomorrow, so get you caption goodness in
lets see some new names here

 

[PsYcHoBuNnY]

i shal call him mini me

 

[m4dd0g]

The original caption was somethng like: 'OMG, they've cloned me!'

Great turnout this time round. I almost went for Doodle (as i do), But decided on ozbreakers masterpeiece

'What do you mean it's going to be at least 12 years before either of us gets laid?'

Congratz dude, pic us a new one

 

[ozbreaker]

Doddle's was total quality but thankyou

Props to silvia saint for teh pic:

 

[xcidium]

I've got a couple:

/cue Chariots of Fire song
Horse 1: Do you feel like a canter?

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Horse 1: Do you think they'd notice if I pissed in the water?
Horse 2: Just wade out a little deeper and I'm sure they won't notice.
(look between the left horses legs)

 

[magpi]

horse on left
why is it every time i smell somthing fishy my 5th leg drops out and cant do any thing about it
horse oh right
thats cause we always have lesbians riding us

 

[sux2]

horse on left
why is it every time i smell somthing fishy my 5th leg drops out and cant do any thing about it
horse oh right
thats cause we always have lesbians riding us

hahah fucking GOLD!!!

 

[stepchild]

why the long faces guys?

 

[muzby]

it was only when cop #1 suggested getting a kebab that cop #2 started bashing him...

 

[m4dd0g]

Horse 1: "Race Ya! Last one to the donut shop is glue

 

[pl4yer0ne]

No mate I -don't- think getting your horse to eat a chilli is "supercharging" it.

 

[0ff1cer_ch0ps]

Horse 1 I had the chance at being Gai Waterhouse's Horse once... wish i took that opportunity up, i could of been a cokehead!
Horse 2 You're Not???
Horse 1 No, why?
Horse 2 Whats all that white shit around your nostrils?

 

[deeCee]

Horse 1: I smell bacon