Salvia's Effects on Thought Flow
O.K. so here's my story:
I'm in 11th grade and had to write a two page essay on the corruption of the "American Dream" as portrayed in
The Great Gatsby.
I was putting it off all day but finally I got to working on it around 11 p.m.
I was only 40% done when I decided I needed a break. (keep in mind this 40% took two hours)
My dad was asleep so I got out my double bubbler and 10x salvia and sat out on the front porch in my lawn chair. I had done it several times and knew it was a short high but had never really broken through.
I packed a sizeable bowl and lit it up with my torch lighter. I inhaled and held the smoke for 20-30 seconds.
Normally I feel it coming on, like my eyes can't stop crossing themselves. But not this time. Oh no, I had gone from completely sober to completely insane in less than two seconds.
I was just staring at my car parked in front of the house and I began to feel like it was zooming along at >100 m.p.h. and that I was in one of those high speed camera chairs they use to make movies.
Then I was overcome with joy as I started to hear a deafening laughter. Who knows why I was so happy about the laughter, but I turned to see the columns of my porch had grown breasts and were asking each other how high they thought I was.
Needless to say their questions were never answered as I got offended by the mockery and went inside. I don't really remember what happened after that too well but I do recall the feeling of being chased as I hurried to put my pipe and salvia away.
As I was beginning to sober up I sat down to begin writing again. I could still feel the salvia but at least now I was in my own reality. I decided to talk to a friend on AIM instead. (transcript of the conversation at the end of my story.)
I finished talking to him and started writing my paper. The amazing thing was that as soon as I had a thought I immediately wrote it down without needing to process the thought. I was writing better than I ever had in my life, and at three or four times the speed. I finished the rest of the paper in

0 minutes.
I got an 88/100 on the paper. Mind you this teacher is known for her tough grading and this should be considered a compliment from her.
Here is the conversation with my friend:
Me: it'll clear my mind
Me: brb
Him: hey man
Me: ?
Him: light it
Me: zbrb
Me: shit
Him: que pasa?
Me: im so high
Me: dude
Me: everythign
Me: is sayion
Me: is he high?
Me: it's screaming at me
Me: whoa my hands
Me: are spiders
Him: get your limewire working and you NEED to hear this music
Me: runing on the key boards
Me: little arm spiders
Me: whoa
Me: holy shit
Me: im stupid as fuck
Me: i cant write a paper liek this
Him: lmao man
Him: how long will that last
Him: LAST
Him: last
Me: like 15 years
Him: LAST
Me: LOAST
Me: lollercoasters
Him: Lsat
Me: oh koes
Me: cannoes
Me: indians
Me: whoaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzz
Me: i love everybody
Me: holy crap I can't stop writing
Me: I've never written so fluidly in my life
Him: hell yeah man