salvia is FUCKED
Ok, so i got a gram of 10x in the mail last week and was pretty keen to try it, now, i had heard of alot of people not enjoying it at all, but i still wanted to give it a shot as it interested me alot. So, sitting on the computer at 4:30am i thought ''fuck it, ill try it now'', so i packed up my glass pipe and took a huge hit of it, a much as i could possibly cram in there. so i quickly put the lighter and pipe away from me so i dont drop/break them and sit back... INSTANTLY im in another world, this stuff hits you HARD. Ok, so there i was, salvia had just turned from ''hey im kind feeling funny'' to ''hey lets bend your mind so far you dont even know where you are''. The room collapsed itself, and then pushed itself into sections, these sections were almost like books in a bookcase, though spaced apart by about half a meter or so. I am startled and start to panic, i had no recolection of taking the salvia and im FAR from thinking strait, my mind is in no state to do anything, it's almost like for the time period im on salvia, its completely rewired to view, smell, feel, and hear things differently.
Ok so if your reading this your probably thinking 'whoa thats some trippy shit', and it is, BUT NOT ENJOYABLE ONE BIT. I am confused and disorintated, all i can think is ''how can i get this back to normal'', my mind has one thing set to do and thats fight this chemical, fight the way im viewing this room, because im starting to realise that this is NOT NORMAL! So i think ok this is enough, i cant take this, i need to get out, i need to make sure im still in this DIMENSION! I attempt to get to my door, and im walking really, REALLY fucked up, but i make it and PUSH the folds away, they were trying to lock me away from the door, trap me in my room. I manage to get it open and i stumble into my hallway... 'wtf is THIS place' i ask myself, its completely foreign to me, even though i had seen it thousands of times and it wasnt really being altered visually either. I get to the kitchen and at this point im starting to calm down, realising that this is all just the salvia i almost go back to sanity and walk back to my room after looking in the fridge to make sure 'everything is still there'. I lie down and just keep telling myself ''this is gonna be all over in 15 minutes, all over''.
Lying there, buzzying the fuck out and still confused though not panicing like i had been, i could just think 'man this is so confusing, i fucking hope i am not stuck like this forever', it felt like time was going at a stand still, like it was lasting forever, so being early in the morning i just say fuck it, im going to sleep, lets hope im fine when i wake up, and i was, i woke up 8 hrs later with the biggest grin on my face, DAMN am i relieved that was over, i feel SANE AGAIN! REJOICE!
All in all, salvia is FUCKED, more fucked than anyone can comprehend. I did give it another shot, infact i tried it again 3 times, all 3 times were the same, exact thing, the room folded in on itself into layers, and my mind fought it creating panic. There is no way i can just 'sit back and enjoy' on this substance, it just doesnt let you, i WANT to just lie there with my eyes closed, but i can FEEL EVERYTHING GOING ON AROUND ME!
I didnt really want the rest of my salvia(there was plenty left) so i left it at my mates house and let him know that i didnt really care too much what happened to it though might want to try again later. He gave a big cone to a mate, who loved it, he wanted to trade some buds for the rest of it infact! though my mate said no as he was unsure of what i would have wanted to do with it. Another friend of his tried it too, loved it aswell, both enjoyed it which i thought was COMPLETELY fucked, how the HELL can anyone enjoy this shit? ohwell, each to there own huh?
