OK - since this is pointless drug-related banter, I thought I'd post an amusing little anecdote that happened to me recently.
My boss is about 20 years my senior, and we get along really well. In fact, we carpool in to work every day. In the course of getting to know each other we have both divulged our penchants for certain drugs. My drug of choice is anything opiate-related - his is alcohol and anything benzo-related.
We have this little agreement in place where everytime he gets opies he kicks em in my direction, and whenever I get benzos I kick them in his direction.
Since he's been without benzos for awhile and his wife is giving him an ultimatum to either quit drinking alcohol or GTFO, I had pity on him and decided to help out the poor chap.
Last Friday I declared I had I little 'treat' for him. At the end of the day I dropped a 25mg doxylamine succinate tablet in his lap (they look IDENTICAL to Xanax). He filpped out and instantly started planning his weekend around when he would take it. Monday morning arrived and he thanked me profusely for the football I passed him last week.
Well, since then I decided to see how far I could take this naughty little prank. I have since given him two more “fake-footballs” and both times he has gobbled them down with relish, each time describing how well they have melted away his anxiety, and given him this wonderful sedating high.
Poor guy.
I wonder how long I’ll play this out…