felix
Bluelight Crew
How about: "a wee bellend"? 
(no offence, FUBAR)

(no offence, FUBAR)
My SOs laptop took a wee fall when I was cleaning and now it appears to be fucked![]()
How about: "a wee bellend"?
(no offence, FUBAR)
Perfect. A wee, mostly intact, bellend :D
Sorry, FUBAR.
Hah, forgot all about that. I'm sure you didn't, Fubz
Did you seek medical attention or just leave it be and hope for the best?
Let's nip this in the bud, eh?
I was gardenlane, don't use it due to the ties and content. Hope that's cleared up.