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The "American" parts of BL

Perfectly respectable attempt. Could definitely pass other than the "Yikes!" bit. The true litmus test is when said outloud though. Any Yank can type "Oi! Cunt! You're a bellend ya twat!" and pass as native but to able to actually say the magic words properly is quite another thing entirely. Y'all Seppos are definitely getting better at swears though. Practice makes perfect, eh? Ya bunch o' cunting bellender twats <3

PS: Tosser <3 So simple. So succint. So satisfying <3
 
trip2themoon said:
A skinny Dutchman at that.
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First of all, lumping every NFL player into a group is just flat out wrong. Not every NFL athlete is fat and slow. Id bet most of them would run faster 40 times than a lot of soccer players, even the linemen could.


If you dont enjoy the NFL you either dont understand whats going on, or are just salty about how much more intense it is than whatever sport you watch.

And NFL players need breathers, NO SHIT.

Try bashing into other freaks of nature at full speed for a SINGLE play and youd understand.

Also thats called clock management, which soccer seems to lack as theyre too lazy to even stop the time when it goes out of bounds.

Not to mention theres an "injury" every other touch in soccer
 
Shambles said:
Perfectly respectable attempt. Could definitely pass other than the "Yikes!" bit. The true litmus test is when said outloud though. Any Yank can type "Oi! Cunt! You're a bellend ya twat!" and pass as native but to able to actually say the magic words properly is quite another thing entirely. Y'all Seppos are definitely getting better at swears though. Practice makes perfect, eh? Ya bunch o' cunting bellender twats <3

PS: Tosser <3 So simple. So succint. So satisfying <3
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Of course there are dialects:

'Ye bunch o' cunting bellend twats' sounds more Northern.
'Ya buncha cuntin' bellend twats' would be more London
'Ye bunch o' cunting olde bellende twats' Olde English.


Someone has got to have mentioned that American football is rugby with padding havn't they?

BTW..I'm favouring 'wanker' rather than 'tosser' at the moment Sham..But i'm a bit out of touch with whats 'in' in terms of abuse.. ya old tart.
 
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shimazu said:
First of all, lumping every NFL player into a group is just flat out wrong. Not every NFL athlete is fat and slow. Id bet most of them would run faster 40 times than a lot of soccer players, even the linemen could.


If you dont enjoy the NFL you either dont understand whats going on, or are just salty about how much more intense it is than whatever sport you watch.

And NFL players need breathers, NO SHIT.

Try bashing into other freaks of nature at full speed for a SINGLE play and youd understand.

Also thats called clock management, which soccer seems to lack as theyre too lazy to even stop the time when it goes out of bounds.

Not to mention theres an "injury" every other touch in soccer
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Comparing apples and oranges here sunshine.

Try comparing NFL with Rugby...... Take away your NFL players crash helmets, shoulder and body armour, and the tiny little shiny yoga pants they wear to show off there tight little butts and what can you say, also I love your posts your so american.

"NO SHIT" !! " AMERICA FUCK YEAH ! !!
 
shimazu said:
Also thats called clock management, which soccer seems to lack as theyre too lazy to even stop the time when it goes out of bounds.
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I think you'll find that's so the NFL can rake in billions in advertising money and America can stuff its face every 5 minutes with the very Philly Steaks you posted above. Pretty tasty they are too! Pointless debating the NFL/Soccer argument.

trip2themoon said:
Yeah, pro sports are the biggest crock of shite in the world. Arseholes who were never good enough for the sport professionally.
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Just cos you and Shambles were the ones who weren't good enough to get picked at school dont blame the talented ones!
 
team sports are shit, I'd say all sports are shit, buut kitedflying is a sport, and fishing, and they are serious shiz
 
American football is only played in the USA, whereas english football is played by nearly every country in the world.
Our football world cup involves countless countries while the World Baseball Series is only played be the septics so that way you can guarantee that an American team will win.
Admit it, our sports rip the shit out of yours.
 
mattnotrik said:
Comparing apples and oranges here sunshine.

Try comparing NFL with Rugby...... Take away your NFL players crash helmets, shoulder and body armour, and the tiny little shiny yoga pants they wear to show off there tight little butts and what can you say, also I love your posts your so american.

"NO SHIT" !! " AMERICA FUCK YEAH ! !!
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Hahaha +1 +1 +1. We must be very uncouth because we need more than 10 seconds of game play per hour to be entertained matt... The advert to game ratio is like a billion to one!
 
O JMASTA R said:
Lol gang warefare what a joke! Your guys gangs over there revolve around "football" matches (aka soccer probably the womanly sport in the world). Where grown men get piss drunk and hug each other, sing songs and then take to the streets with glass bottles arguing over who tied at the locale "match". Come to the ghettos of compton or a hood in atlanta people die over $ not over whether kobe or lebron won or lost tonight.
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- ha ha this was said with such pride! "Yeah our gangs are better cos folk get killed!" =D
 
shimazu said:
First of all, lumping every NFL player into a group is just flat out wrong. Not every NFL athlete is fat and slow. Id bet most of them would run faster 40 times than a lot of soccer players, even the linemen could.


If you dont enjoy the NFL you either dont understand whats going on, or are just salty about how much more intense it is than whatever sport you watch.

And NFL players need breathers, NO SHIT.

Try bashing into other freaks of nature at full speed for a SINGLE play and youd understand.

Also thats called clock management, which soccer seems to lack as theyre too lazy to even stop the time when it goes out of bounds.

Not to mention theres an "injury" every other touch in soccer
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Yeah because they are fat, lazy cunts who can't play for more than 5 minutes because they would die of a heart attack. In Spain they play in crazy heat but still have to play 45 to 48 minutes before a break. At least real football is not under the dictatorship of advertisers. Ha ha. Also I do not ever want to understand American Handball because it's fucking boring and that is why no cunt outside of the USA is interested in it. At least football players don't need 6 inches of padding before they start playing, such delicate flowers the Handball players. When the football goes out we have what is called stoppage time added at the end of each half, we don't want nor need to keep stopping the game because 1: That's fucking boring and 2: Real football players can run for more than 5 minutes without a break.
 
I do admire the NFL's clean skin uniforms though. They may stop every 35 seconds for an ad break but at least their jumpers aren't covered in sell out sponsor's vomit.

Not to forget you can still buy a beer at most American grounds.
 
trip2themoon said:
When the football goes out we have what is called stoppage time added at the end of each half, we don't want nor need to keep stopping the game because 1: That's fucking boring and 2: Real football players can run for more than 5 minutes without a break.
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Please, acknowledge Sir Alex and call it 'Fergie time'. ;)
 
Not wearing pads during a full contact sport doesn't make you any tougher, it makes you an idiot. The pads are there for a reason because there have been hundreds of people badly injured by 400+ pound (180+ Kilo) players. There are guys with permanent shakes, few have actually died to due to complications from brain injuries, and people with memory loss afterwards. In the NFL they are just now really cracking down on head to head contact (it is still somewhat legal though in ways) where as rugby you aren't allowed to tackle by the shoulder or above.

You have to realize they are 2 totally different sports, only related by ball shape and the way points are awarded. The positions and players (no matter what shape and size) are the way they are for a reason. And if you think just because they are overweight or too skinny you are an idiot. The coach picked them specifically to play that position for a reason and they are built for it. Be it fat, skinny, fast, slow, tall, short, lumpy, whatever.

You guys are all a bunch of idiots for arguing back and forth why one is better than the other and why each one is a pussy for certain rules. Who cares? UK guys you guys have your rugby and us US folk have our "Handball".

Ya'll are a bunch of cheeky cunts forreal.
 
SM0K3Y said:
400+ pound (180+ Kilo) players.
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There isn't one player in the NFL today who weighs that much. And if there is, he isn't getting much gametime. Guys that big can't survive in todays game. Bryant McKinnie is probably the biggest and he can barely fucking move these days


I agree! Cunts was used to perfection there. The Ya'll thing kinda fucked it though!
 
Maybe exaggerated you're right. There are some fat fucks out there though. Regardless 300 pounds of black man running at you is no joke. Even worse when you know he just broke through your line and there is nothing to stop him from jumping on your boney 175 pound ass.

Rugby is rugby, football is football. At least fight about things that are more related or a better argument. Rugby vs football is stupid at the level you guys are making it out to be - and taking stabs at each other over it no less!!

suburu said:
I agree! Cunts was used to perfection there. The Ya'll thing kinda fucked it though!
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Us americans barely used the term cunt to describe men, mostly women (and it's highly frowned upon at that)

The Yall was my US coming out, and cheeky cunt was something for you UK guys. I don't normally say "Cheeky Cunts" - but it relates to this thread very much so.
 
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