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The "American" parts of BL

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Albion said:
The best thing about British cuisine is the various Indian/Chinese/Thai restaurants and takeaways on offer.
Apart from the gang warfare and racism betwen ethnic minorities, it's become quite a nice thing .
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Lol gang warefare what a joke! Your guys gangs over there revolve around "football" matches (aka soccer probably the womanly sport in the world). Where grown men get piss drunk and hug each other, sing songs and then take to the streets with glass bottles arguing over who tied at the locale "match". Come to the ghettos of compton or a hood in atlanta people die over $ not over whether kobe or lebron won or lost tonight. Don't get me started on your guys food (besides fish and chips love that shit) I think I would rather eat big mac's any day over gravy covered sasuages with a side of warm beer yuck! Your women on the other hand ooh man that accent is ooh so sexy.
 
No gotta proper gang*'s 'ere? Feel free to expound that viewpoint to me Yardie breadbins ;)

On the fatty stuff, I live in an area with zero fast food outlets and we still have fatties. Minimum 20-30 miles to the nearest MuckyD's and the like yet fat fucks in mobility scooters abound. Fat fucks will be fat fucks no matter how hard to maintain it.
 
O JMASTA R said:
Lol gang warefare what a joke! Your guys gangs over there revolve around "football" matches (aka soccer probably the womanly sport in the world). Where grown men get piss drunk and hug each other, sing songs and then take to the streets with glass bottles arguing over who tied at the locale "match". Come to the ghettos of compton or a hood in atlanta people die over $ not over whether kobe or lebron won or lost tonight. Don't get me started on your guys food (besides fish and chips love that shit) I think I would rather eat big mac's any day over gravy covered sasuages with a side of warm beer yuck! Your women on the other hand ooh man that accent is ooh so sexy.
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LOL. Baseball is based on rounders which is a girl's sport and basketball is based on netball also a girl's sport. American football is for fat pussies who need to stop every five seconds or they would drop dead of heart attack. The tights, padding and make up under they eyes is not gay at all. Untalented, fat, lazy non athletes love their American hand ball. Americans know how boring it is but it seems to be cultural obligation to watch or take part in because it was invented there but no one out side America is interested in it because it's one of the most piss boring (pretend) sports ever invented.
 
Usage of the word "cunts" makes you 73% more European. Fact.

If you can pronounce "twat" properly that's 89% European. Fact.

If you can use the word "bellend" in a sentence and make it sound right you are a minimum of 99% British by default. Fact.
 
Shambles said:
All sport is shite. The difference with Seppo Sports is that they're pussy shite. And even duller than most. But mostly pussy. And dull.
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Yeah, pro sports are the biggest crock of shite in the world. Brainless bastards getting millions because they can throw or kick a ball straight. Lionel Messy on half a million a week for 90 mins of football. That's fucked up. Pro sports do nothing but encourage hatred and animosity between rival fans. Arseholes who were never good enough for the sport professionally.
 
Shambles said:
All sport is shite.
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That is probably the most English statement of this thread.

It only became shite when the English became so inept that losing became a national pastime. Isn't it about that time you you to invent another sport? For fuck sake, we are only 5 years away from China ruling the snooker tables of the world. Next you will be telling me that a Dutchmen will win a World Championship darts title.
 
Fuck all to do with England being shite at all sports (bar pub games) Busty. Plain and simple fact: sport is shite.

I accept trip2themoon's point that I'm essentially talking about professional sport. PE/Games was a decent enough way to spend an hour or two - was on the schol footy/rugby teams meself - but owt more than a kickabout is definitely shite. Just not a sportsviewer is all. Cos its wank. YMMV ;)

PS: Quite liked watching kabbadi on C4 as a nipper thoughl. Strangely compulsive...

PPS: I don't count track & field as "sport" cos it's more elemental. Is mainly teamsports that bewilder, befuzzle and bebore me to fuckin' tears tbh.
 
Shambles said:
PPS: I don't count track & field as "sport" cos it's more elemental. Is mainly teamsports that bewilder, befuzzle and bebore me to fuckin' tears tbh.
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I would weep for your children's future but that comment was so gay I'm guessing the chance of them is pretty slim ;) I'd take a battle on a muddy sports field over bombing kids from a manless drone any day of the week.

I have a rule where an athlete has to have the ability to be able to run a warm up lap around their arena. So that eliminates most NFL players and golfers.
 
Hehe. No Babyshambles on the horizon you'll be glad to hear, Busty ;)

I know you manly men have a blindspot when it comes to teamsports but that's okay. Some men just get off on being surrounded by dutty, sweaty, fit men. Others are heterosexual ;)

And once again, I'm exempting sport of any descripting at the shits & giggles level. Great way to keep fit and have fun. I just have a total disconnect between that and professional sport. Not entirely rational, I must admit...
 
Busty St Clare said:
That is probably the most English statement of this thread.

It only became shite when the English became so inept that losing became a national pastime. Isn't it about that time you you to invent another sport? For fuck sake, we are only 5 years away from China ruling the snooker tables of the world. Next you will be telling me that a Dutchmen will win a World Championship darts title.
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A skinny Dutchman at that.
 
Mr Smokes Blunts. said:
How else do you show love for your children, if not by getting them prescribed amphetamines from a very early age?
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If there was a "like" button, I'd push it. Freaking awesome. I'm in my late 30's and was finally given Adderall by my shrink if my mother kept under lock and key and dispensed them daily. I live with her, obviously. It's the economy. But i digress. So far I've decided I need a bigger dose (=D), so I'm going over there today to beg. Need benzos too. Must beg as well.
 
Shambles said:
Usage of the word "cunts" makes you 73% more European. Fact.

If you can pronounce "twat" properly that's 89% European. Fact.

If you can use the word "bellend" in a sentence and make it sound right you are a minimum of 99% British by default. Fact.
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Yikes. Russell Brand is a right bellend. You cunts better sort him out.

How's that?
 
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