I remember doing all of this, but I think it fits well with the thread:
I was just stoned once, sending texts to a friend from another state and also to a girl who I was making plans with for the night. For whatever reason, I was telling the friend from another state about how my ex-girlfriend had once attempted to swallow one of my loads after I drank a lot of vodka and she spat it out, gagging, saying it tasted like straight vodka...Well, as luck would have it, my phone hung on the window of the girl who I'd been texting making plans with for the night, and lo and behold, I had actually texted HER the message intended for my friend from another state. The worst part was that the girl who got the text was good friends with my ex-girlfriend, but she was very cool about it, just sent back something like "HAHAHA WTF?!?!" I certainly felt stupid after that one, though.