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Texts From Last Night (high/drunk)

Uh oh! Seros back with the dph and dxm! XD i gotta log off and turn my phone off as all these "late night" phone line commercials are making me rather... Fuck beating around the bush im fucking horny amd wanna fuck! I need to get over this vold as i can tell this medicine does fuck up my thinking, but for now i might as well enjoy it XD hellooooo late night sexting.
 
Serotonin101 said:
Uh oh! Seros back with the dph and dxm! XD i gotta log off and turn my phone off as all these "late night" phone line commercials are making me rather... Fuck beating around the bush im fucking horny amd wanna fuck! I need to get over this vold as i can tell this medicine does fuck up my thinking, but for now i might as well enjoy it XD hellooooo late night sexting.
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Can you even get it up with that combo? Sex is the last thing on my mind when I've taken DXM.
 
Rabidrabbit said:
I texted my therapist, "I feel like Albert Hoffman" because I was riding my bike on dope all night and it was super fun... Yay Bicycle Day =D

No response though, heh. I gotta stop texting my therapist. 8(
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Lol, didn't he think you were on LSD? :D
 
Actually its just low dose dxm. Maybe low second plateau so its no biggie so therea no impact for me. :) thanks for the concern.
 
I almost pissed myself laughing when I saw how quickly you turned this thread upside down...I don't have any embarrassing high texts but drunk ones are aplenty. I am the opposite of a violent drunk, I love EVERYBODY when I am drunk. and i am way too honest for my own good. my most recent episode was a text convo with a random guy named jv i met the previous weekend and went like this:

me: hey what's up?
jv: not much, hows it going?
me: great! at the trough, you should come out...
jv: lol maybe i will...what's in it for me?
me: lol um ill buy you a drink?
jv: not quite what I had in mind... ;-)
me: oh.
jv: do you have a husband or boyfriend?
me: nope. but I don't really do casual sex.
jv: haha
me: no seriously, nothing against you, I am just extremely fertile and I'm allergic to latex, am not on birth control and will so end up knocked up.
me (about an hour later): hello?

haha...he never showed or texted back? wtf?
 
^ LOL that's just great... a real man would have asked if he could just use sheepskin condoms instead :p

Or, you know... there's always the quick pull.



As for me though.. I don't really text people, so I don't have a lot. But a phone call with a girl my first time Jedi Flipping was.... interesting. I don't think she ever saw me the same after that though 8)
 
^ The first acid trip ever took place with Albert Hoffman riding his bicycle home from his lab after dosing a nice bit of super clean L, 250mics iirc
And soon remarked on the journey home about how he first began to start feeling the effects of the acid

So that is how Bicycle Day came about
 
I DO NOT recommend riding a bike on high doses of LSD, i had an awful time that ended in hitting a garbage can full speed and not reacting fast enough to catch myself from falling...
 
Twas fun biking on dope. Seemed i could ride foreverrrr, and chain smoke a shit ton before i got to my destination. Biking on meth was a bad idea though.... Thought my heart was gonna explode.
 
"So I guess if I speak in Christopher Walken's voice, liquor stores will sell to me without asking for an ID."
"Really?"
"Yeah, you just say 'I'm not from around here'."
 
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