I want to go a glory hole with a bone marrow biopsy needle, and wait on my wide, and then when a cak comes thru the hole, skewer it though the shaft and one of the balls (like not just the skin of the scrotum, but actually thru a testicle) and since the needle is so long, they won't be able to pull it back thru the hole without ripping the needle out of their cak and balls. Then I'll just run like hell and lol about it.
My sides
Oh my god, my sides