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  • EADD Moderators: Pissed_and_messed | Shinji Ikari

Tell a shit joke

You take that back :!

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Why did little Susan fall off the swing?


...because she doesn't have arms.
 
1st Mathematician: Why do you never see a tensor on the bus?
2nd Mathematician: I don't know, why do you never see a tensor on the bus?
1st Mathematician: Because matrices don't commute!
2nd Mathematician: Hmm, I think you need to change that a bit. It should be more like, Why do you never see two tensors having sex on the bus?
1st Mathematician: I don't know, why do you never see two tensors having sex on the bus?
2nd Mathematician: Because matrices don't commute when multiplying!
1st Mathematician: Now you're just being silly. Whoever heard of an abstract mathematical concept having sex on a bus? It's absurd!
 
Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
 
CFC said:
Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
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Heh, I like that one, but I know it as:

A TV aerial and a satellite dish got married.

The ceremony was shite but the reception was brilliant :D
 
Why did Vladimir Putin fail all his tests in school?
Because he was always Russian!
 
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