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Tell a shit joke

A surly English workman is standing at the entrance to a construction site in London. It’s a filthy, wet day. He sees approaching him a shabby figure, with clay pipe clenched in mouth and a battered raincoat, and thinks, "Another effing Mick" on the scrounge.

The Irishman shambles up to him and asks if there’s any casual job going.

“You don’t look to me," says the supervisor, "as if you know the difference between a girder and a joist."

"I do, too," says the Irishman indignantly. "The first of them wrote Faust and the second one wrote Ulysses."

Ah-bad-umm tish <3
 
Whats the definition of autistic torture?

A one armed Rett's chick hanging off a cliff=D


Why did the neurotypical with piles kidnap a pair special needs toddler, tell the kiddo to hold on to a broomhandle and stuff said kid up his bumhole?

Because the NT seriously needed to have asspurgers.


Hear the one about the hot Rett's girl?

Really sexy flaps.
 
It's really shit and probably been done...


I play triangle in a shit hot reggae band, yep, It's pretty mellow I just stand at the back and ....ting!


Thank you, Goodnight..
 
David was born without eyelids, so they circumcised him and used the skin. The operation was a success, hes just a little cockeyed.
 
My wife left me because of my pasta addiction.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
 
Told my girlfriend that I was gonna build a car out of spaghetti. She said don't be fucking stupid and grow up!


You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
 
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