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Tell a shit joke

consumer said:
Very true. I still dont get Julies joke. Am i missing something?
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Yes :D - Ill explain it
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Her Constant Craving song was misheard as - 'can't stand gravy', gravy is normally made out of meat juices / stock
 
^ I needed the explanation as well, consumer, and I am even a big fan of hers.
 
A surly English workman is standing at the entrance to a construction site in London. It’s a filthy, wet day. He sees approaching him a shabby figure, with clay pipe clenched in mouth and a battered raincoat, and thinks, "Another effing Mick" on the scrounge.

The Irishman shambles up to him and asks if there’s any casual job going.

“You don’t look to me," says the supervisor, "as if you know the difference between a girder and a joist."

"I do, too," says the Irishman indignantly. "The first of them wrote Faust and the second one wrote Ulysses."
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Ah-bad-umm tish <3
 
Whats the definition of autistic torture?

A one armed Rett's chick hanging off a cliff=D


Why did the neurotypical with piles kidnap a pair special needs toddler, tell the kiddo to hold on to a broomhandle and stuff said kid up his bumhole?

Because the NT seriously needed to have asspurgers.


Hear the one about the hot Rett's girl?

Really sexy flaps.
 
It's really shit and probably been done...


I play triangle in a shit hot reggae band, yep, It's pretty mellow I just stand at the back and ....ting!


Thank you, Goodnight..
 
A policeman pulled a quantum physicist over to the side of the road.

"Do you know how fast you were going just then?" asked the cop.

"No," said the scientist, "But I know exactly where I was!"
 
David was born without eyelids, so they circumcised him and used the skin. The operation was a success, hes just a little cockeyed.
 
BecomingJulie said:
A policeman pulled a quantum physicist over to the side of the road.

"Do you know how fast you were going just then?" asked the cop.

"No," said the scientist, "But I know exactly where I was!"
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Fucking yes. Seriously. I'm broken.
 
Wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.

We went for drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.
 
My wife left me because of my pasta addiction.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
 
Told my girlfriend that I was gonna build a car out of spaghetti. She said don't be fucking stupid and grow up!


You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
 
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