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Tell a shit joke

Three men go to hell and are put in 3 different rooms associated with their sins for 100 years to see if they can withstand sinning in order to prove they are worthy of going to heaven

1. a child molester is put in a room with 100 children.

2. a alcoholic is put in a room with all of the liquor he can imagine.

3. a pot smoker is put in a room with all the finest weed and bongs,papers etc he could ever ask for.

The devil comes back after 100 years and enters each room. The devil enters the first room and see's that the child molester has raped all of the children. The devil enters the second room and see's that the alcoholic has drink every alcoholic beverage in the room. The devil enters the third room to the pot smoker on his knee's crying profusely and see's that all the weed is still in the room untouched. He asks the man, why are you crying? You have proven that you are worthy of god's grace in heaven. The man replies, YOU FORGOT TO GIVE ME A LIGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
O-pan-na said:
Three men go to hell and are put in 3 different rooms associated with their sins for 100 years to see if they can withstand sinning in order to prove they are worthy of going to heaven

1. a child molester is put in a room with 100 children.

2. a alcoholic is put in a room with all of the liquor he can imagine.

3. a pot smoker is put in a room with all the finest weed and bongs,papers etc he could ever ask for.

The devil comes back after 100 years and enters each room. The devil enters the first room and see's that the child molester has raped all of the children. The devil enters the second room and see's that the alcoholic has drink every alcoholic beverage in the room. The devil enters the third room to the pot smoker on his knee's crying profusely and see's that all the weed is still in the room untouched. He asks the man, why are you crying? You have proven that you are worthy of god's grace in heaven. The man replies, YOU FORGOT TO GIVE ME A LIGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That was brilliant haha
 
An Australian dude comes to visit Europe and gets in a car crash because of recless driving. A police car appears at the scene and the officer asks the Australian "did you come here to die?". The Australian replies "no, we came here yester die!. :p
 
THECATINTHEHAT said:
P.S. If you find that racist kindly fuck off and actually have a think about who the target of the joke is.
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In a similar vein;

"Don't you find it awful the way people in developing countries get exploited; slaving away all the hours God sends for a pittance, just so that we can buy our goods more cheaply over here?"

"Yeah, I know, I mean the thought of all those black people touching everything is disgusting!"
 
Come on, it did say "Tell a shit joke". And you've got to admit, they were shit.

Three blondes are out walking in the countryside when one of them spots some tracks. "Hey!" she calls to the others, "Do you know what sort of tracks these are?"

The second blonde says, "They could be sheep tracks."

The third blonde says, "I think they're deer tracks."

The first one says, "What if they're wolf tracks?"

They were still arguing what sort of tracks they were when a train hit them.
 
BecomingJulie said:
Come on, it did say "Tell a shit joke". And you've got to admit, they were shit.

Three blondes are out walking in the countryside when one of them spots some tracks. "Hey!" she calls to the others, "Do you know what sort of tracks these are?"

The second blonde says, "They could be sheep tracks."

The third blonde says, "I think they're deer tracks."

The first one says, "What if they're wolf tracks?"

They were still arguing what sort of tracks they were when a train hit them.
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That's much better :)
 
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