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Tell a shit joke

Vurtual said:
Another penguin one (more apt to the thread title):

Penguin walks into a bar, says to the barman 'Have you seen my father?'

Barman says 'what does he look like?'
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lol

what is the difference between Jewish people and Santa Claus?



Santa Claus goes down the chimney
 
What do you get the man who has everything?

A gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?
 
I never know what to say after sex.

I feel 'thank you' is too much and 'sorry' is never enough.
 
How do you embarrass an archeologist?





Give him a tampon and ask him witch period it came from.
 
2 teams of special kids were playing soccer, it was a close match until Eric made a break, running straight down the center towards the goal when BAMB! slide tackle, Eric lay on the floor in agony, everyone gathered around Eric, the ref saw that Eric was really hurt, the ref said "someone call Eric an ambulance" the players..."Eric is an ambulance, Eric is an ambulance"...
 
I don't understand how people can have sex with dead people.




I mean, how do I get this dead mans cock up my arse.
 
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water.





If you donate just £2 a month they can build a well in their own fucking village.
 
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