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  • EADD Moderators: Pissed_and_messed | Shinji Ikari

Tell a shit joke

Another penguin one (more apt to the thread title):

Penguin walks into a bar, says to the barman 'Have you seen my father?'

Barman says 'what does he look like?'
 
Paddy is getting ready for his well deserved break to London when he hears a knock on the door. Its his neighbour Mrs Dunn and she says to paddy can you look up my so Neily he hasn't written to me in 3 years his address is London WC 1. Ok says Paddy and off he goes. When he lands at Gatwick airport he is walking through the terminal and sees a sign saying WC

Paddy promptly knocks on the door that has a number 1 on it and says are you Neily Dunn. A reply comes back saying yes but I cant find any paper.

Paddy replies well that's no excuse for not writing to your mum
 
A Mother says to her 5 year old son Carrots help you to see in the dark




So he poked two in her eyes and she couldn't see fuck all
 
A man goes into a bar with a frog on his shoulder and asks "Can I have a pint of beer and a diet coke for Tiny"

The bar man asks..."why do you call him Tiny"

The man replies........"because he's my newt"
 
a woman is walking through a forest and she sees a strapping man fucking a tree. This gets her very wet and horny so she lays on the ground opens her legs and in a seductive voice says to the strapping man do to me what you do to that tree

The man turns around and kicks the woman straight in the minge as hard as he could. Crying out in pain the woman says what did you do that for

The man replies just testing for squirrels
 
A fella walks into a packed pub and says,all you lot in that corner, are wankers, and all you lot in that corner are cunts .
A bloke stands up and says ,I AINT NO WANKER !
Well get over there with the cunts then.
 
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